Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Sahara Reporters
Nigeria’s security chiefs have raised an alarm that some groups with ‘evil intentions’ are planning to disrupt the 2019 general elections with a view to creating a stalemate, the presidency has said.@AsoRock @DefenceInfoNG
READ MORE: https://t.co/UOJ5cS5LnG pic.twitter.com/K2ZKmi438r
— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) March 30, 2018
Which one is “Some groups” again?
Are we supposed to be dealing with security issues in the country using speculative information?
Some people plan to disrupt 2019 election? "SOME PEOPLE"? When almighty Nigerian government engages in rumour mongering.
If you know the "some people" name them, prosecute them, stop playing on our intelligence. https://t.co/Z29HyqXvf6
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) March 30, 2018
2. Osi Suave
Naomi : So what do they call you sir
Bubu : King of the North
Naomi : Like Jon Snow
Bubu: Something like that, cos my haters thought i had died and i came back again 😄 pic.twitter.com/yZb9IWtOgo
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) March 30, 2018
Just as British model, actress, and singer, Naomi Campbell visits Nigeria.
I can't wait to be an ancestor.
There are some people I want to deal with spiritually
— Nosa 🌟 (@BiniBwoy) March 30, 2018
You don’t need to be an ancestor na.
“Bini Boy”, you fit do the job now now. Abi?
The way girls cheat this days.
— Iam_Temitorpe (@Iam_Temitorpe) March 30, 2018
This table you’re shaking has too many lying on it oo. Which one is your own sef?
Is it your cheat?
5. Omowole Philip
Nigerian leaders don't want to get caught in traffic but they don't want to make the roads better.
— TheBigPhil (@philomowole) March 30, 2018
Well, you have said it: they’re NIGERIAN LEADERS!!! – a combination of airheads.
6. Abayomi Shogunle
Please note that it is a crime in Nigeria (and world over) to resist or intentionally obstruct a #police officer in the lawful execution of his duty.
Stated crimes are provided for under Federal and State laws in FRN 🇳🇬, here is one – Police Act.
Stay out of trouble. pic.twitter.com/RgixkAxHux
— Abayomi Shogunle (@YomiShogunle) March 30, 2018
But we also know that, “The Police do not have the right to hold you or question you without telling you what offence you are suspected of committing” – So, why is it always the case that Policemen harass and intimidate citizens without explaining reasons or extorting from them because they seem vulnerable?
7. Bashir Ahmad
And ‘they’ attempt to clarify yet again…
For the sake of clarity, President @MBuhari didn’t invite Ms. Naomi Campbell to any event during his 2-day visit to Lagos State. They only met at the Eko Atlantic City while Mr. President was touring the project, and she requested to take photos with him.
— Bashir Ahmad (@BashirAhmaad) March 30, 2018
But who is now lying between Naomi and Ahmad especially since Naomi tweeted earlier:
Anyway, the babe was most likely forced to delete the tweet and post this:
She should have tweeted the ‘truth’ earlier, why collaborate with the Presidency to outdo Nollywood?
8. Stephanie Hegarty
The president of SA travels economy while the president of Nigeria shuts down the entire economic capital when he travels. 😂 https://t.co/2MYMUT1tAv
— Stephanie Hegarty (@stephhegarty) March 30, 2018
A reaction to:
— Rachael Akidi (@rakidi) March 30, 2018
Just what I was saying: Lagos has most likely lost billions just because ‘they don’t care’ – it’s tax payers money we’re talking about here oo!
9. Toke Makinwa
You can’t force anyone to respect you, you don’t have to accept it. Just remove yourself from their lives and wish them well from afar.
— Toke Makinwa (@tokstarr) March 30, 2018
Hmmm… oro agba! (words of the wise).
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram