Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

1. Donald Trump

We woke up to the news that Trump had sent 59 missile strikes after Assad in Syria. We thought this would bring jubilation in the quarters of those who’ve been insisting that Assad should pay for the chemical attack on Syrians. But noooo, instead Trump’s been getting riddles like this:

So we bombed Syria… because Syria bombed Syria… all just to teach Syria not to bomb Syria? pic.twitter.com/a9kYQdtkXb

— Martrilla⚡️ (@martinatrill) April 7, 2017

And hate mail:

Trump on Syria: "No child of God should suffer such horror." BUT NO WAY, NOPE. THEY CAN'T COME HERE.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 7, 2017

The clincher:

https://twitter.com/Liberienne/status/850158636873768961

Not a good day to be leader of the free world, I guess.

2. Eyo

Still on matters of military significance, Eyo is bothering his head about this:

Well said.

3. A batch of corpers passed out today. Whether in remembrance of this, Ada Ohafia takes us down memory lane.

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850415927359393792

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850416077897179137

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850416560011390976

*Shivers*

4. Jude Feranmi

The brouhaha over the winner of the BBNaija competition is reaching boiling point. We hear Bobrisky was in UNILAG to canvass votes for TBoss. Other celebs on Twitter and IG have been doing the same for Efe and Debbie Rise. Marvis’people have been oh so quiet. Jude Feranmi thinks this is a lesson in itself. Check on it:

If there's anything #BBNaija has taught us, It is that we can finance the elections of good leaders once we are ready.

We're not just ready

— JFK | #RaisingNewVoices (@JudeFeranmi) April 7, 2017

5. God’s Command Ministry

In related news, the prayer ministry of the church is being activated to, of all things, ensure a win for Efe.

This is not child's play, #Teamefe at God's Command Ministry to pray for victory 4 Efe #BBNaija #Supperfan @Ebuka @BBNaija @Karen_Igho pic.twitter.com/g1yjTOzTXC

— OKPARE THEOPHILUS ONOJEGHEN (@checktheolife) April 7, 2017

Brothers and sisters in the Lord, na so?

Reactions:

https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/850417077169115137

6. Funmi Iyanda

Funmi has a new show. Yaay.

Wehdone ma.

7. Lade

Do women ever get a breather? Do they take out time for themselves? @diaryofanewmum is dishing out relevant advice about these things:

A woman is expected to shoulder many responsibilities and take care of all and sundry.

Who takes care of you?

Learn to care for you too.

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) April 7, 2017

I was under water and I wasn't breathing fine.
I wanted my mummy.
I wanted to be free from responsibilities.
I wanted to be alone.

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) April 7, 2017

How did I get here?

That was the thought in my head this morning.

How did I become this woman?

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) April 7, 2017

Bonus (just because)

Till tomorrow.