Today’s Noisemakers: Trump, Funmi Iyanda is on the tube and God’s Command Ministry organises prayer retreat for #BBNaija’s Efe

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

1. Donald Trump

We woke up to the news that Trump had sent 59 missile strikes after Assad in Syria. We thought this would bring jubilation in the quarters of those who’ve been insisting that Assad should pay for the chemical attack on Syrians. But noooo, instead Trump’s been getting riddles like this:

And hate mail:

The clincher:

https://twitter.com/Liberienne/status/850158636873768961

Not a good day to be leader of the free world, I guess.

2. Eyo

Still on matters of military significance, Eyo is bothering his head about this:

Well said.

3. A batch of corpers passed out today. Whether in remembrance of this, Ada Ohafia takes us down memory lane.

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850415927359393792

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850416077897179137

https://twitter.com/AdaOhafia/status/850416560011390976

*Shivers*

4. Jude Feranmi

The brouhaha over the winner of the BBNaija competition is reaching boiling point. We hear Bobrisky was in UNILAG to canvass votes for TBoss. Other celebs on Twitter and IG have been doing the same for Efe and Debbie Rise. Marvis’people have been oh so quiet. Jude Feranmi thinks this is a lesson in itself. Check on it:

5. God’s Command Ministry

In related news, the prayer ministry of the church is being activated to, of all things, ensure a win for Efe.

Brothers and sisters in the Lord, na so?

Reactions:

https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/850417077169115137

6. Funmi Iyanda

Funmi has a new show. Yaay.

Wehdone ma.

7. Lade

Do women ever get a breather? Do they take out time for themselves? @diaryofanewmum is dishing out relevant advice about these things:

Bonus (just because)

Till tomorrow.

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