Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
Who can tell me where we stopped last class https://t.co/eh5bL9fNFa
— 𝖌𝖔𝖌𝖔 ✰ (@stanley_xr) August 3, 2020
Miss Koi-Koi. Good old days!
2.
Lawyers 😩 https://t.co/hjQPiN7Laj
— FK. (@fkabudu) August 3, 2020
I would have said Nigerian Doctors but I mind my business
3.
Can't believe some people eat semo on purpose.
— femaleficent⁷ (@Funmi_fbee) August 3, 2020
Worse, some eat it for a ‘mission.’ Yinmu
4.
Please close my door when you are leaving my room
My mother: https://t.co/wrcE7e6siN
— Ohem (Ø,G) (@ohem_gist) August 3, 2020
This is totally wrong. You sucked her breasts for over a year.
5.
I have 50k, which Area can I rent a very good apartment in Lagos for 3 years?😔
— UZOAMAKA 💓💓🇩🇴 (@jennygodswill) August 3, 2020
Anthony, under the Bridge. Don’t bother thanking me. What are …?
6.
I don’t want a big wedding, just family and friends
Moms guests: pic.twitter.com/OWZeaSsw5r
— 👸 BOSS LADY🪙 (@theballykis) August 3, 2020
“Just my ‘club members’ and few women from Church.”
