12 signs it’s nearly Christmas in Lagos

No festival brings Lagos alive for an entire month, like Christmas.

When Christmas is coming;

1. The first sign is the music. Songs whose singers are dying or dead. 
2. All of the lights. Not these lights 
   These lights 
3. Every street has someone selling Chicken (Because calling it poultry is too mainstream). 
4. Every night is TGIF.
5. So many events to choose from. 
6. Traffic reduces. Hallelujah somebody! 
7. And on Christmas day. All bright everything.
8. Then the diet begins. 
9. Every public place is packed.
10. And by night? 
11. On the 26th, does the party stop?
12. The turn up only goes upper.

So how do you intend to spend the season?