Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Temi Otedola
Temi, the billionaire daughter of oil magnate, Femi Otedola, this morning disclosed via her twitter handle that someone was shopping online with her card while she slept.
Is this how we want to start 2018?
Damn. Woke up to find out someone had been online shopping with my card whilst I slept. Card fraud is savage. Now I’m away from home till Thursday with a cancelled card
— Temi Ajibade (@TemiOtedola) January 9, 2018
2. Henry O.
Ebuka oooo.
But why do we always try to copy and copy wrongly?
We seriously need to learn and learn well. It’s just not fair to the creator of the idea.
https://twitter.com/Onos147/status/950600460146274304
3. Elder Seun
Awwww.
You really have to set boundaries, ‘clear the air’.
Never assume that it is going on fine.
https://twitter.com/seunalaofin/status/950684988642660352
4. Yetty Queen
For real!
You just begin to wonder what kind of love the person has, to ‘stab you in the back’
….it is quite demoralising.
https://twitter.com/yettyqueen1/status/950742638147375107
5. Ayodele Fayose
On the Benue attacks…
The ‘acting’ must start now. These people – however we want to call them – are more powerful than can be imagined.
What is happening in Benue and other middle-belt States is more than a strive between herdsmen and local farmers, it has gotten to the level of terrorism and ethnic cleansing. FG must act now.
— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) January 9, 2018
Just now, we heard news of the herdsmen attacking the camp of Mobile policemen, Mopol 13 in Benue, killing two officers by slitting their throats. Do you call people who could invade the camp of mobile policemen in a guerilla manner & overpower armed Mopol mere Fulani herdsmen?
— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) January 9, 2018
6. Mmabatho Montsho
It is just appalling how people make up excuses to remain ignorant about things like this:
It just does not make any sense. It is just too obvious.
White people defending the @hm ad with fake ignorance know exactly how & why that ad is racist, and that is precisely why they defend it. I wouldn't waste my breath explaining to them something they know intimately, value & wish to uphold. I don't buy the fake naivety.
— Mmabatho Montsho (@MmabathoMontsho) January 9, 2018
7. Uchenna
Why won’t citizens call for #EndSARS?, Even when after the Police IG said the Police unit will be reformed, things like this still happen:
https://twitter.com/UchennaNG/status/950734089199476738
8. Chemical Brother
Well, you can’t just accept a price just because the seller said that is what it is.
Some of the traders can multiply the price by 5 after they have ‘accessed’ the potential buyer.
Some others will blame it on either fuel scarcity, or artificial increased fares.
As the Yoruba’s will say, “Oti won oo” (It is now expensive) – Don’t mind them oo. Besides, why is there a word called “bargain”.
https://twitter.com/ndoarum/status/950747598696132608
9. King Pexxie
You can say it again and again.
https://twitter.com/pexxie/status/950706424090423296
