Viral tweets just make Twitter utterly delightful; so we thought to curate our top 10 (there’s a bonus and then some) from last week. Some of the tweets will have you shedding a tear; others will make you bowl over with laughter; altogether they’ll give you an idea about what Twitter talked about during the week.
Sermon on the Dapchi
Dapchi resident told me Boko Haram preached to them this morning, saying three things – that the girls are not to go back to school, that they didnt receive money from Gov and that the did not sexually assault the children.
— Stephanie Hegarty BBC News (@stephhegarty) March 21, 2018
13 million for thanksgiving
I sat down with a senator this morning. Asked him about his job, the toughest part, any bills he’s pushed, his thoughts on education, child marriage… all of which he replied ‘my dear, let’s just thank God for life’.
He’s going to run for governor.
— adacampbell.eth (@Adacampbell) March 21, 2018
Melanin! (Wow this melts me!)
https://twitter.com/_BeautyFULL/status/976436313695105024
Because the world is men-chanic?
My wife has a degree in architecture, worked in construction and building renovations for 10 years, and knows 1000x more about any of that than I do. But when she goes to Home Depot or talks to contractors, she always brings me along so they'll take her seriously.
— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) March 21, 2018
We’d all be trees by now
https://twitter.com/A5HLINNIC0LE/status/975790055787724805
Perseverance
https://twitter.com/vhutaliii/status/973924719669010433
Show us receipts
https://twitter.com/fxntney/status/976471947373613058
Strangers only
https://twitter.com/Mandac5/status/975722965466828802
(Note to self)
Nigerian adults, you don't know everything!!!! It is very possible to learn from someone younger than you.
— OmoJoBarbie 💖 (@DamilohunA) March 19, 2018
Just another Nigerian woman
https://twitter.com/TrendsOfNigeria/status/976004894824869888
THERE’S MORE…
Corpers on the beat
https://twitter.com/jekky04/status/976884531075665920
From Joe Biden vs The Donald
Watching the current president and former vice president threaten to beat each other up is a powerful reminder that women can’t be president because they’re too emotional.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) March 22, 2018
He that finds a wife
He that finds a wife…should stop looking for other girls
— Apostle Emmanuel Iren (@pst_iren) March 21, 2018
We all deserve to meet this person
https://twitter.com/HERTWEETX/status/977020741672751110
…And this person too
https://twitter.com/MosimaRamoroka/status/977146072681369600
These inclusive emojis please
https://twitter.com/NyleDiMarco/status/977262857594310657
Name it
https://twitter.com/SemilooreAkoni/status/976431377284501504
How to prepare a table
You know those tables we’re always talking about shaking? This is NOT one of them. This is the table other tables want to be like when they grow up. Table that did not bother finishing University, but has 6 doctorates and over $100billion. THE TABLE! pic.twitter.com/eDIpGCrWpK
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) March 24, 2018
