“This is a personal, private matter. What does my having been with a girl have to do with the public? You know the normal thing. People ask for unreasonable things, and if you deny them, they try to blackmail you if they have a way,” Ibrahim, a former governor of Yobe State.”
Senator Bukar Ibrahim’s epic response to the leaked tape showing him naked and dressing up with two unknown women.
“Fashola should know that he is dealing with the National Assembly of Nigeria, not of Lagos. If the job is too much for him – the ministry is too big; it comprises three ministries, which are works, housing and power; if he cannot adjust, then, he should do the honourable thing. He should so the needful.”
Senator Danjuma Goje (Gombe Central, APC) is clearly pissed at the Minister of Works, Power and Housing if he had to bring this to the plenary after a three-week recess the way he did.
“El-Rufai will be the next president of Nigeria. The process of normalising him and erasing all horrors of his dastardly reign has begun.”
–@Pa Ikhide on Twitter. His reference to “normalisation of El Rufai” was in relation to his stance on the #KabaFest argument that happened on the platform before the Kaduna Book and Arts Festival.
Ayo Balogun, Wizkid tweeted on Wednesday and while it is yet unclear if he meant this as a diss, the reactions on Twitter point to the fact that he meant it as a subliminal jab at Davido who sang about his “Yankee passport” on a new single with Olamide.
“North Korea has just launched another missile. Does this guy have anything better to do with his life? Hard to believe that South Korea and Japan will put up with this much longer. Perhaps China will put a heavy move on North Korea and end this nonsense once and for all!”
Tweeted President Trump on Monday night.
To which the North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un later responded:
“American bastards would be not very happy with this gift sent on the July 4 anniversary… we should send them gifts once in a while to help break their boredom”.
Now we know what actually causes wars.
And finally, before Lagos woke up drenched yesterday, someone somewhere had already planned to give the nation a scare:
“Evans Vanishes” was the major headlines of one of the major national newspapers even though that wasn’t exactly the case.
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