Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
Being Nigerian always ends in tears
— ebele. (@ebelee_) August 30, 2019
“Do you wanna hang tonight. My cook can make something for us and I’ll get us drinks”
You sound pathetic chief.
— Cosmic GrooVee (@grooveeshakes) August 30, 2019
Wicked Igbo women. What are your top tips for romance and relationships?
Please only the heartless should respond.
— Ọrẹoluwa 🦋 (@SortOfKnownO) August 30, 2019
Big brother: so our today’s task will be
*Knock on the door*
Housemate: we expecting someone?
Voice outside: I’m your neighbor, NEPA just took the light and I’m saving fuel, since we’re neighbors, I said I should come and watch it live.
— valking♔ (@_valkiing) August 30, 2019
Me, an editor: *tracks changes, gives detailed comments, highlights, suggested approaches and additional reading that can strengthen the argument*.
You, a writer: *rejects all changes, deletes all comments and inserts a virus*.
— Wale Lawal (@WalleLawal) August 30, 2019