Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Twitter Marlians afraid to meet Street Marlians. A withering dedication to the manifesto. A nation divided ab initio.
— Eggie Omo Ologo (@eghonghonaye) December 3, 2019
Men are lucky. They can have saucepan mouth and grow a beard to cover it. Sigh
— DARTH SUCCUBUS 🦅 (@PlatinumB_RICH) December 3, 2019
My 🇳🇬 people, the time has come for me to ask my yearly question:
Is J-Martins still singing the same one song since 2008?
— Suyi Davies Okungbowa (@IAmSuyiDavies) December 3, 2019
Lmaoooo. I just saw a placard that read your penis is not above the law. Asin it can rise but never above. Lav eeet.
— Hajia Kòfóshì (@hapygypsy) December 3, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies, anime and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.