Life is not hard: 10 tips for coping without ‘okada’

by michealfreesoul

These tips are guaranteed to elevate you to the next level of an ‘okada’-free Lagos state. If they aren’t, your case is too hard abeg. Ok let’s go…

10. Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the need arises.

9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear. (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.

8. Wear casual clothes to work. Change into your official clothes at work. Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want. to look too official while trekking.

7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.

6. For the guys, buy a car before them tif your babe.

5. Save the money for your gym membership. You are getting enough exercise already.

4. Start trekking groups in your class,church,mosque,office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all (I just made that up obviously)

3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV
subscription too.

2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.

1. If none of the above works, pack go your village and fulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.

Abeg later. Let me prepare for this evening’s trek.

Eko o ni baje.

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Comments (8)

  1. Laff don kii me ere Mehn…..bt jokn apart,I advise us to go wit dis tips…..*laffs….

  2. Wahala dey……soon Nigerians will win medals @ Olympics 4 this purpose……Work out people

  3. U r a clown. I can't stop laughing.

  4. Serious LMAO… Saw some okada owners in Obalende, already packaging their bikes to be shipped out of Lagos…
    When asked where they are going to, kai! Walai! Eko o ti baje *in hausa accent*

cool good eh love2 cute confused notgood numb disgusting fail