President Donald Trump sat with New York Times’ reporters, Maggie Haberman, Peter Baker and Michael S.Schmidt in an exclusive interview in the Oval Room on Wednesday.

While the President had a lot to say on burning topics ranging from investigations into possible ties between his campaign and Russia, Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ recusal, his healthcare bill and his foreign trips, we stumbled on some lines that we consider completely ridiculous and unpresidential.

The best way to have fun with this is to read in his voice:

“After that, it was fairly surprising. He [President Emmanuel Macron of France] called me and said, “I’d love to have you there and honor you in France,” having to do with Bastille Day. Plus, it’s the 100th year of the First World War. That’s big. And I said yes. I mean, I have a great relationship with him. He’s a great guy. He’s a great guy. Smart. Strong. Loves holding my hand. People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes. I mean, really. He’s a very good person. And a tough guy, but look, he has to be. I think he is going to be a terrific president of France. But he does love holding my hand.”

Famous for his incoherence, notice how Trump repeats the line, “he loves holding my hand” three times leaving us wondering what the deal is with hands.

“I have a very good relationship with Merkel [Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany]. Do you know what happened with Merkel? So I am sitting in the chair. We’d been sitting there for two hours. So it’s not like, “Nice to see ya.” So the press comes in. So I guess someone screamed out, “Shake her hand, shake her hand!” I didn’t even hear. So I didn’t shake her hand, because I’d been with her for so long. I’d been with her for a long period of time. So I didn’t shake her — the next day, “Trump refused to shake…”

Making reference to Fake News Media, Trump talks about how his mindless refusal to shake German Chancellor, Angela Merkel was misinterpreted. You have to read it in his voice to understand how ridiculous this is.

“Ah, they’ve asked me. What was interesting — so, when Macron asked, I said: “Do you think it’s a good thing for me to go to Paris? I just ended the Paris Accord last week. Is this a good thing?” He said, “They love you in France.” I said, “O.K., I just don’t want to hurt you.”

Awww! This sounds like such a sweet romantic story so what we learn from this is that Trump visited France just so Macron wouldn’t get hurt.

“We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, ’cause they heard we were having dinner.”

We already know President Trump eats and breaths alternative facts so it doesn’t come as a surprise that he claims thousands, thousands and more thousands of people gathered at the Eiffel Tower while he ate with Macron and his family. The American president is a circus clown.

TRUMP: “So, I was seated next to the wife of Prime Minister Abe [Shinzo Abe of Japan], who I think is a terrific guy, and she’s a terrific woman, but doesn’t speak English.

HABERMAN: Like, nothing, right? Like zero?

TRUMP: Like, not “hello.”

Well, there you have it. The Leader of the Free World speaking on the wife of another world leader.