Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
https://twitter.com/Fred_gen2/status/1318164290805944321?s=20
This is a serious issue.
While they're protesting in Benin,they won't focus on us,so….
*We set up an internal panel that will release the prisoners*Get some thugs to join the released inmates to confuse them.
*Get the same thugs to join protesters and cause chaos
*Then we attack them all#EndSARS pic.twitter.com/kuwNlS2CZC
— SMALLIE (@the_smallie) October 19, 2020
If Super Eagles can strategise like this.
Yeaterday Dstv channels were all showing free, my neighbor confirmed hers but my case was different.
Now this morning Airtel is giving free airtime, my mum and younger sister have gotten theirs, still my case is different. Who did I offend?😭😭
You see why we must #EndSARS
— N. (@EdoFirstLady) October 19, 2020
It is from your village!
https://twitter.com/notes_PH/status/1318147065902292993?s=20
Accurate!
Looks like Michael Scofield works silently in Benin prison lol😂
— PRIME☆ (@CaptainPrime21) October 19, 2020
Off this mic.
My biggest fear is a serial killer farting when I'm playing dead.
— Manboy⚡ (@_Manboy) October 19, 2020
Something must kill a man.
Title and position shouldn't give you the permission to maltreat people. You may be in charge but God is in control. Use your position to #SecureNorrhNow
— adada■ (@AbdulrahmanAym_) October 18, 2020
#EndSARSnow
https://twitter.com/heisTactic/status/1318081440005951489?s=20
Like… dyg?
I think protesters should buy whistles from now on and assign about 20 people the job of being the lockouts.
These people would be the ones to warn others of any impending danger by blowing the whistles
The noise of 20 whistles should sound like an army of cicadas #EndSARS
— Kennylawrence (@Kennylawrence_) October 19, 2020
Lol… worth a try.
https://twitter.com/mmgbenusola_/status/1317860232735936512?s=20
Set awon…
