by Temitope Onitiju
We bring to you ten hilarious, grammatically inept tweets from the parody Twitter account of the first lady, Patience Jonathan.
The account bio is enough to make one roll on the floor with laughter. It reads: “I are the Real 1rd lady of Nigeria. My husband is a Goodluck Jonathan & he is not a briebery man & I am Loving my Him and Nigerian. I am a educated girls!”
The fake handle joined Twitter in April 2012, and last tweeted in February 2013.
Below are ten tweets that will surely have you laughing……hopefully.
Going on a date with my sold mate,goodluck Jonathan,to Silverbat seenema
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) November 26, 2012
Cream kardashian will always be my rose model!
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) November 9, 2012
I wants to follow peoples back today but they will be messaging me insults!
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 8, 2012
Shine bride like a daimond
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 16, 2012
R.I.P Latecomer Governor Yakowa, he is died but his manhood leaves, You have go too soonest! 🙁
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 16, 2012
Girls of nowadays should learner from me, ebele have no shoes when I meet him, I stay on him and now he is an president
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 16, 2012
If you can performer more than Ebele on bed…bobo #YouTheOne
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 16, 2012
One loves – Bob merlin
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) February 9, 2013
Plenty people owes me an apologize for making fun of my english
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) December 26, 2012
Rice & Shine Nigeria!Is A Brown New Day!
— Patience Jonathan (@Patience_Jona) March 23, 2013
