Tag: Cheta Nwanze

Monsanto and the future of food – and more, in today’s news round up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze   Thus it was that in Nigeria today, while all the activists and people are raising hell to water over impeachments, PR contracts, and young Pakistani girls,…

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Lagos and full blown hyper-tension – and more, in today’s news round up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Yesterday, millions of hard working Lagosians, spent three hours going in one direction in traffic. Arrived at our offices all fagged out, took a nap rather than…

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Our army is not listening – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze     The thing is that the army isn't listening. Rather, they are fighting back. On the streets of Lagos that is. But then denying what they…

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The beat goes on – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze File photo The good news, if such a thing is possible in such circumstances, is that what happened in Lagos, was one of our sadly routine tanker…

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Can Papa Eagles beat Argentina today? – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwaze Permit me to fall of my chair for a bit in almost derisive laughter as this had the same impact as someone telling me that Papa Eagles…

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Sliding down the slope – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze  ...this video of a so-called customer service person for Arik Air at the Calabar Airport tells us just how far we have to go in our service…

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Stomach infrastructure – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze ....kedaddling back to the party that was roundly beaten on Saturday, a gentle advice: Nigeria is full of poor people, and those poor people have the power…

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Whitewashing the dead – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze     Arisekola Alao, was to run into trouble many times in the future, quite notably in 2011, when one of Nigeria's biggest banks, Guaranty Trust Bank…

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End of an era – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Zara Mustapha   The tax haven of Liechtenstein has had a change of heart. They will be returning to us, the cash that was carted to them in quite…

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The boy who cried wolf – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze While people were dying in Damaturu, 1144 km from there, almost 500 others are still singing hymns at a military dungeon in Aba. In order to justify…

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Emotions taking me over – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze ....we must point out that NEPA's inability to supply power during a critical time such as the World Cup is symptomatic of the lack of what I…

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Will they be coming home? – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze ....people like Gaby feel more at home in Abuja because Abuja has amenities, such as primary schools, that they have pointedly denied their people back in the…

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Let’s attend a burning – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze The Amis sadly, have a long history of failing to take into consideration the cultural nuances of places that they interact with, and Nigeria's West has a…

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Church taxes – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze ....our boys in khaki have been returning us back to the dark days of the dark goggled one. Consignments of newspapers are being withheld from the populace…

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Cheta Nwanze: A brief history of the Super Eagles

by Cheta Nwanze Nigeria's first ever official game was against Marine Cosby, which we won 5-2. During the next game, against an Athenian League XI, the English refused to play if…

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Opinion: On the N250,000 LASU fees brouhaha (A rejoinder)

by Afolabi Legunsen Supporting these crazy unending hikes, without asking for the necessary structure to be put in place is quite insensitive and anti-people as a friend put it. Permit…

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Cheta Nwanze: On the N250,000 LASU brouhaha – Higher fees needed

by Cheta Nwanze Nigeria CANNOT become a developed nation if we do not have welders or carpenters or stenographers. That, no matter how you cut it, is fact. For too…

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The need for higher learning – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Nigeria does not have nearly enough people with technical skills. I daresay it as gotten worse in the last year, being that those who get the vocational…

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Stockfish and cement – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Truth is that different grades of cement have different uses, same way, stockfish was caught fresh, and there are no chemical additives. So if cod caught in…

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Why Aunty Oby is a different breed – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze ....Doyin Okupe was left reeling in shock yesterday, when Aunt Oby refused to shake his hand. He took his complaints to Twitter, here and here. I beg…

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Federal allocations – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze A leading candidate for the pie, Umana Okon Umana has promised to repeal "offensive portions" of the new governor's pension Act which was signed last week. One…

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Losing the plot – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze To be realistic, I can't think of too many other ways to end this madness given that we hear all sorts of stories from the military side of…

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Celebrating our children – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze  In the same year, we managed to generate just 1.2 million jobs, down from 1.6 million the year before, with 54% of these "jobs" created in the…

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Toke Makinwa, Linda Ikeji, Ice Prince, others attend Chude Jideonwo’s book launch in Lagos (See Photos)

Chude Jideonwo What: Book launch of Chude Jideonwo's 'Are We The Turning Point Generation?' Where: Federal Palace Hotel, Victoria Island, Lagos. When: 25 May 2014 Obiageli Ezekwesili and Adebola Williams…

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Wasting talent – and more, in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Yes, 43 days after the Chibok babes were ushered away, and 22 days after they were told to come and sit, the Chibok Babes Committee has returned…

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Inadequate military funding – and more in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Speaking of funding, the number of reports I've been reading in recent times about how #BokoHaram get their funding leaves me in some kind of envy over…

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LASU’s ill-advised strike – and more in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Speaking of dogs in mangers, the eggheads at LASU are firmly positioning themselves in that column. Rather than insisting on standards, they are attempting to sell an…

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Cheta Nwanze: Sadly, Nigeria’s democracy will only churn out more GEJs

by Cheta Nwanze Let's accept one real, hard fact about this "democracy" that we have: democracy, American style, is nothing more than a popularity contest. Citizens such as we have…

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The difference between stealing and corruption – and more in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze When a Nigerian tells you I dey come, he is not walking towards you. He actually means to tell you that you in an Arnold Schwarzenegger kind of…

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The hard road – and more in today’s news round-up with Cheta Nwanze

by Cheta Nwanze Kashim Shettima, while his state is on fire, has proven that Roman emperor Nero has nothing on him. You see, Uncle Shettima tends to favour spending his…

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