House of Maliq is a catastrophe, no two ways about it. How else do you explain Chioma Akpotha looking like a tree monster tottering under the strain of a God-sent heavy wind?

And this? Chim’ o.

How or why did Tania Omatayo ever agree to a roach crawling up her shoulder? The very idea makes my skin crawl.

As for Kaffy, we understand they wanted to do a Beyonce inspired shoot, kinda like all those Hollywood movies we plagiarise the hell out of and just give a Nigerian flair to. Still, this chicken, that jacket, that face…

She legit looks like she is getting ready to murder the animal.

Now compare it with this:

As for Olajumoke, what’s with the barbie look? Were they going for a skinny version of Madea or Nicky Minaj? Let’s not sweat it. It’s just horrendous.

Twitter NG has a few suggestions for House of Maliq:

House of Maliq desperately needs the following:

1. Stylist.
2. Art Director.
3. Fear of God. pic.twitter.com/Amnhs7Th30

— Daddy Oyin (@UcheBriggs) April 18, 2017

They also wonder:

What really happens in this house of maliq? pic.twitter.com/ueqFa8t4p8

— NALÈ (@TheNwando) April 18, 2017

I don't understand these House of Maliq guys and purposely making their covers horrendous.

— Swag Daddy (@ImNotAHooligans) April 18, 2017

Is it not these house of maliq people that put someone on their cover with a chicken? lol. See how they did Jumoke dirty. lololol.

— Tobi Adebowale (@TobiAde_) April 18, 2017

https://twitter.com/OsaGz/status/854644513800941572

Madness.

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