After an initial test run, Twitter finally enabled its 280 character limit for all users today.
We're expanding the character limit! We want it to be easier and faster for everyone to express themselves.
More characters. More expression. More of what's happening.https://t.co/wBpYdy1K40
— Twitter (@Twitter) November 7, 2017
140+140!
— jack (@jack) November 7, 2017
The update hasn’t been well received. As way of protesting the death of 140 characters, Twitter users sresponded to the update by tweeting silly.
@KingAbsolute foretold it.
With #280characters we'll now be seeing Ropes instead of Threads. pic.twitter.com/8XrJniTX3W
— ♔ King Absolute ♔ (@KingAbsolute_) November 8, 2017
And look what happened:
i wake up and stare at my asian eyes with animosity, wishing they were blue, i tie my hair up with a chopstick and wash my face with kimchi. then i go to kitchen cook my dog for breakfast but not before turning on the radio to listen to gangnam style, the song of my people https://t.co/pQbuiUeaSI
— Neon Demon ? (@dahliadenoire) November 8, 2017
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— Apple Music (@AppleMusic) November 8, 2017
MCDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #280characters
— McDo Philippines (@McDo_PH) November 8, 2017
#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!
— Isiah Whitlock Jr. (@IsiahWhitlockJr) November 8, 2017
This will be our first 280 characters tweet.
Yet, our message can be summed up in one word:
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Peace— UNESCO (@UNESCO) November 8, 2017
https://twitter.com/gritterofficial/status/928286020071763969
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— Mat'agu (@Miss_Matagu) November 8, 2017
David alighted from the bus.
'This Lagos will soon kill me', he thought to himself.
He was bleary as fuck so he stopped at the roadside fried foods vendor's kiosk.'give me akara 50, bread 150 and that 80 fish'
She hands him his order.
'How much be my money?'
'280', she says.
— ? (@TheGrandVezir) November 8, 2017
The fear of Reno- and 280 characters
Oh sweet Lord, have just realised what 280 means for Reno's nuggets.
— Clementine Wallop (@CWallop) November 8, 2017
Reno's whole chicken. https://t.co/W04MXdu4Ww
— Aurora. (@AmandaDozie) November 8, 2017
i just imagined a 280 character tweet being quoted by another 280 character tweet pic.twitter.com/PysUpFuYsw
— ?? (@Mr1738) November 7, 2017
Who needs 280?
too long
too long
too long
too long
racist
too long
too long
too long
too long
too long
nope
too long
too long
no
next
too long
too long
no
too long
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too long
no
too long
fuck this
too long
too long
too long
too long
—me reading my twitter feed
— FROVO (@fro_vo) November 8, 2017
140 Characters was a training in disciplined, concise thought conveyance. It sharpened the mind & eliminated undue verbosity. RIP
— Sam Hart (@hartng) November 8, 2017
To review: Utopia is #280characters. Dystopia is what you do with them.
— Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) November 8, 2017
Small 280 characters and see how we are misbehaving. What will happen when we have 24/7 electricity then?
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) November 8, 2017
280 characters? Who needs that? If you can't fit your communist propaganda into 140 characters, then go back to communist propaganda school.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) November 7, 2017
280 characters? Fuck that.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 8, 2017
Take it back!
A 280 replying to a 280 pretty much takes up all your screen real estate. These guys are real twats for this update
— tyro (@DoubleEph) November 8, 2017
What the Scriptures say
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/928053359080296449
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/928054664771309570
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/928062920487038976
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/928063315321991168
And so ends the reading of God’s word.
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