Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Let him cheat. Then you take a luxury trip with his money to go and cool your heart. Use some for shopping. Go for massages. Enjoy yourself. How is this not the obvious choice? You want to sit in this heat be cry? Wawu
— Lancer (@Akua_Golda) May 23, 2019
Your head is there, sis.
Some asked me who i would prefer to work with…. Dangote or President Buhari.
I looked at the person like she was mad.
I would learn alot from Dangote.
I wouldn’t learn much from Buhari infact he will feed off my knowledge.
Yes power is sweet but its transient
— the Morris Monye factor (@monye_morris) May 23, 2019
It’s ‘it’s’ and not ‘its.’
Reno Omokri is arguably one of the most morally regressive human filths to ever grace the corridors of power in Nigeria. His ugly misogyny and despicable homophobia in the guise of being religious is an indictment on both religion and the administration that he was a part of.
— Dude. (@InvictaPars) May 23, 2019
You are wasting so much words on someone who is irredeemably stupid.
Dear ASUU, I’m not saying you shouldn’t strike o, but please in God’s name, I’m starting exams on Monday, you can begin the strike after the exam 🙏🙏
— CllayBaba (@Cllaytus) May 23, 2019
ASUU says no.
I just realized that @bobmarley was a gospel singer… he gave God praise in almost all his songs and God elevated his name for generations! Lesson for me is – no matter what your religion- strive to build a relationship with God and give him praise and glory through your works!
— AuduMaikori (@Audu) May 23, 2019
But I worship Sango.
Some girl just told me I convinced her to take uni more serious 3years ago and I even gave her money to pay for her accommodation and now she’s graduating. I feel like crying . Because I don’t even remember what I said and I don’t remember her.
— Bizzle Osikoya (@bizzleosikoya) May 23, 2019
Awww. So sweet. Awww.
Infleuncer of life. Queen of the influencers. Tuale.
All I know about Rhianna is that she’s the girl who sang the “umbrella” song, and that she had a domestic abuse issue with Chris Brown.
That’s all I know. I’m hearing that she taking over the world now. I wish her the best.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) May 23, 2019
Yeah, the Fenty takeover is here bitch.