Today’s Noisemakers: Ayo Sogunro, Emeka Obia, Owerri women and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers. Here’s our list from today:... Read More

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Here’s our list from today:

1 Emeka

You know that jollof war we have going with Ghana and other African countries? Well, we’ve clearly won having taking it global:

Jollof rice has now acquired an MBA.

I have just been served Jollof in a Sharwma wrap, and it's called 'Jollof rice burrito' 😲😲 pic.twitter.com/rmE8DPbOZ5

— Emeka (@Emeka_talks) September 2, 2017

Reactions

https://twitter.com/true_isolda/status/904032087627493376

How will this be eaten tho. My white shirt😢

— Oyilonye Blessing Ijonu (@Bleej01) September 2, 2017

E make sense?

— Ighodalo Isibor G. E. (@justisibor) September 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/904029512756846592

2. Oladipo

Seems our guys in green will do anything to prove their superiority over “bloody civilians”.

WATCH:

@Omojuwa @jimidisu @lindaikeji @OgbeniDipo. Sir, can you pls retweet this till it gets to General Buratai so he can see what his officer did pic.twitter.com/Dp0GP5tt4M

— Dipo (@OloweOladipo) September 2, 2017

Reactions

The plate number is clearly seen

— spreading (@seeiyke) September 2, 2017

R u sure he's an officer??

— Ibrahim (@ebrahim_ovic) September 2, 2017

How sure are you that he's a soldier? Military camouflage is not enough to conclude.

— onyemaechi chigbu (@osychigbu) September 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/903983525346586624

1.This happened at Cole Street in Ojuelegba. There was traffic on this street and the soldier man was right behind me, so he yelled @ me

— Dipo (@OloweOladipo) September 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/OgbeniDipo/status/903983361408061440

3. Owerri women

After Rochas Okorocha razed Owerri market, killing people in the protest, Owerri women converged and did this:

https://twitter.com/chairmanNHRC/status/904066495982047232

Reactions:

https://twitter.com/heylagos/status/904071799511683076

Isee isee isee

— Edeh sunday patrick (@Esmathp) September 2, 2017

https://twitter.com/iucurrent/status/904071689423785984

All these atrocities committed by the State have produced aggrieved citizens that continuously pour curses on our Nation https://t.co/crTMWoqK0D

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) September 2, 2017

4. Kayode Ogundamisi

It’s hard to believe this actually happened:

Sani Danlami is @HouseNGR member Katsina Fed Constituency. Reported to have sponsored circumcision of 130 children as ‘constituency project’ pic.twitter.com/Yva3XIYZsJ

— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) August 31, 2017

Reactions:

https://twitter.com/DefendNaija/status/903342910938206208

Wow! That's a lifetime project. Those kids will never forget him…😂

— BintaS (@SwtBinta) August 31, 2017

Binta you couldn't have said it better, the kids will surely remember him as their Benefactor!

— Christian C.🌷🇦🇺 (@omorogiec) August 31, 2017

Yes, so as 2 encourage hospital circumcision. Mind u, it was not a constituency project. Medics complained & He offered 2 foot the bills.

— Nuruddeen Mohammed (@MNuruddeen) August 31, 2017

In fact it was eventually paid by an acting local govt chairman.

— Nuruddeen Mohammed (@MNuruddeen) August 31, 2017

I hope there is no female among the 130 children circumcised! I thought the Assemblymen have agreed that they have only oversight functions?

— MK Ibrahim (@MKIbrahimSenior) September 1, 2017