Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Banky W
What a day we’ve had. It was moving along rather quietly. Folks on Twitter NG were still debating the pros and cons of giving their significant other tfare when Banky W dropped this bombshell:
The world stopped. And then began to spiral out of control. Media organisations, including ours, scrambled to broadcast the story. The Tfare trend on Twitter NG was swiftly overtaken by Banky W; Adesuwa, Banky W and Adesuwa trends -all at once. Encomiums began to pour in from everywhere. People even forgot today is Genevieve’s birthday. ?
It was a good rush.
2. Adesuwa Etomi
Then we saw this:
Chei! Goals, goals, love goals everywhere.
Nigeria is planning a celebrity wedding. Yipeee!
3. Kemmy
Because Banky has been on the shelf a fairly long time, Nigerians kept goading him about his marriage plans. Now his bachelor status has been revoked, Nigerians have turned in the direction of other long-standing bachelors: Think Lynxx, Donjazzy and the crew.
Kemmy actually came out to say this:
Thank God o ,remaining @DONJAZZY and @Omojuwa to be off market loruko Jesu
— Kemmy (@justsynthetic) May 3, 2017
Amin. Amin.
4. Omojuwa speaks up in hs own defence:
The big lesson for me is that Banky waited to find the right woman. He found her at age ~ 36. It is never too late for gentlemen ?
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 3, 2017
too much push. One isn't even 40 and they make you feel like you are 50 and not married. I won't be moved. ?
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 3, 2017
Supporters club
Mine waited to find me at 36. I don't think age matters, do not allow yourself to be pressured. We can't afford another divorce case. https://t.co/fnLYg76hsZ
— Emem Ime Okwoche (@pweetyamy) May 3, 2017
5. Don Jazzy
The music producer took a different route. He wants to marry at once…right after he stars in a movie with Ikeji:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BToR6azjy2B/?taken-by=donjazzy
Dear @LindaIkeji I wrote one movie script like that. I will be the lead actor in it. ? Abeg u sabi act? ????
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) May 3, 2017
See now Adesua is gone. all these fine gehs will still be padlocking DM.
— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) May 3, 2017
Hahahaha.
But aunty Linda, what say you? This will be a collaboration of dynasties. Give it a thought.
We’re still wondering: Who’s the next to take over Banky W’s baby boy status?”
Sand sand pipu sha
Imagine Don Jazzy announcing his engagement with Simi, Adekunle Gold will just faint ????
— Sidiq Bahubali Pundit (@abatike) May 3, 2017
6 Beverly Naya
https://www.instagram.com/p/BToP3clFjNr/?taken-by=beverlynaya
The Wedding Party actress gleefully expressed her pleasure at the union and hatuuurs came for her. See below:
itzmiz_jetty: Don’t come an spoil it for dem oo..by putting some panties in his pocket @beverlynaya this no more movie… it’s real now….@adesuaetomi shine ur eyes o @bankyw continue being a gentleman….God bless u all….
Beverly had to respond with this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTo1_oGldCx/?taken-by=beverlynaya
[Read also]: “Did someone just prophesy doom concerning Adesuwa and Banky W’s marriage?”
7. Twitter NG
It’s going down in the DMs now, so hurry up, do not miss your turn.
Don’t use this Banky W thing to open your DMs. Statistics suggest that e fit no be you. Remain blessed.
— The Baby Maker (@iamsupervillain) May 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/Dephatcat/status/859823750119919616
Say it with me: IT IS MY YEAR OF MARRIAGE. Amin. Amin
Bonus
Happy birthday, Genevieve.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTo-cMvAKhn/?taken-by=genevievennaji
Awesome