Today’s Noisemakers: Banky W & Adesuwa Etomi are a couple; Beverly Naya defends herself and Don Jazzy sets his sights on Linda Ikeji [The Lovestruck edition]

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Banky W

What a day we’ve had. It was moving along rather quietly. Folks on Twitter NG were still debating the pros and cons of giving their significant other tfare when Banky W dropped this bombshell:

Dear Susu (part 1) We crossed paths 2 or 3 times since 2012, but I wasn't paying enough attention. Destiny was staring me right in the face and I was too caught up in my own hustle and paper chase, to know it. In June 2015 however, God brought you my way again, and this time, I really SAW you. I was smitten by your grace, aura, and beauty. So smitten infact, that even though I didn't get to say a word to you that day (because you were seated far across the room), I immediately called my best friend @captdemuren and told him I'd found my next girlfriend. LOL. He laughed. I asked one or two people about you.. your manager Isioma, who I'd worked with previously, and then I did some research myself. Googled you, stalked your instagram.. the whole 9 yards, and the more I found out, the more you seemed like a breath of fresh air. Now I personally don't like being "hooked up", so I decided to approach you myself by sliding into your DM a few days later. Introduced myself, made some silly attempts to make you laugh, told you I planned to become your biggest fan, and asked if we could be friends. Thank God you laughed at my silly jokes, and thank God you graciously agreed to become my friend. At the time, I was COMPLETELY lying about only wanting to be friends, by the way.. but I figured it was a safe place to start. Since that DM, I've spoken to you pretty much every single day for almost 2 years. Sometimes, in the morning, at night and in between. We clicked instantly, and you quickly became one of my favourite people on earth, and one of my closest friends. It got to the point where my day wouldn't quite feel right without speaking to you. I needed your friendship. I needed, and still need, the bond we share. It completes me. I knew pretty early in the process that I wanted to spend forever with you. Prayed about it fervently. But it took you FOREVER (okay fine.. maybe a year and a half or so) to see things my way. But I kinda knew all along.. I was just waiting for you to catch up. (To be continued pls read part 2)

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Dear Susu (part II) In that time, I got engaged to you in my "made for you" music video… and by pure coincidence, we both got cast to get married in the wedding party movie.. but all the while we were the very best of friends. I guess, in our case, real life will now imitate art. I'm not sure what the future will bring, but I'm completely sure that I am ready to face it with you by my side. I pray that God continues to build me into the kind of man that you deserve. I love you Susu.. I feel safe and at peace with you. You mean the world to me. Thank you for agreeing to be my lover and best friend. Thank you for agreeing to be my wife. PS: The timing of this may make some people think this is promo for another video, or a movie. It isn't. Ironically, everyone who has seen us together in art, or in life, always insists that we have amazing chemistry. I guess you can say we have been hiding in plain sight. I fell in love with an Actress. Now my life is a movie. In February of 2017, I asked Adesua Tolulope Oluwaseun Etomi to be my wife. She said Yes.

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The world stopped. And then began to spiral out of control. Media organisations, including ours, scrambled to broadcast the story. The Tfare trend on Twitter NG was swiftly overtaken by Banky W; Adesuwa, Banky W and Adesuwa trends -all at once.  Encomiums began to pour in from everywhere. People even forgot today is Genevieve’s birthday. 😢

It was a good rush.

2. Adesuwa Etomi

Then we saw this:

I went to an event in 2015 and I suppose that was the beginning of something amazing because once banky saw me, he decided that he was going to be my biggest fan. He slid into my DM and sent the funniest message and that was how we became friends. At the time, I wasn’t interested in anything but a friendship and he was very respectful of that and so we stayed just friends for about a year and a half. Our friendship opened my eyes to a lot of things. Opened my eyes to the type of man Olubankole is and WHAT A MAN. WHAT A MIGHTY GOOD MAN. Olubankole, Your Heart is pure and good, to the very core. You are proof that God is real, you are proof that what’s on the inside is greater and so much more powerful than what we see on the outside and you are the evidence of what I hoped for. I bless God for entrusting my heart in your hands because I know it’s safe. You are everything i prayed for and so much more. Thank you for praying with me, fasting with me, always making time for me, laughing with me, and caring more about me than yourself. Thank you for being kind, loving and full of Integrity.
And i’d like to say one more thing. I’m SO SORRY that it took me sooo long to realise that it was you. It has always been you. It couldn’t have been anyone else. In February 2017, you said you couldn’t be without me and asked me to be your wife and I said YES cause I can’t be without you. It will be an absolute pleasure and one of the greatest blessings of my life to walk the path of life with you. Thank you for being who you are.
My goodluck charm, my King, my lover, my bestfriend.
I love you till eternity and beyond.
No, This Is not a movie.
Future Mrs W.

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Chei! Goals, goals, love goals everywhere.

Nigeria is planning a celebrity wedding. Yipeee!

 

[By the way, did you catch]: “Banky W and Adesuwa Etomi are getting married and Nigerians can’t keep still”

 

3. Kemmy

Because Banky has been on the shelf a fairly long time, Nigerians kept goading him about his marriage plans. Now his bachelor status has been revoked, Nigerians have turned in the direction of other long-standing bachelors: Think Lynxx, Donjazzy and the crew.

Kemmy actually came out to say this:

Amin. Amin.

 

4. Omojuwa speaks up in hs own defence:

Supporters club

5. Don Jazzy

The music producer took a different route. He wants to marry at once…right after he stars in a movie with Ikeji:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BToR6azjy2B/?taken-by=donjazzy

Hahahaha.

But aunty Linda, what say you? This will be a collaboration of dynasties. Give it a thought.

We’re still wondering: Who’s the next to take over Banky W’s baby boy status?”

Sand sand pipu sha

 

6 Beverly Naya

The Wedding Party actress gleefully expressed her pleasure at the union and hatuuurs came for her. See below:

itzmiz_jetty: Don’t come an spoil it for dem oo..by putting some panties in his pocket @beverlynaya this no more movie… it’s real now…[email protected] shine ur eyes o @bankyw continue being a gentleman….God bless u all….

Beverly had to respond with this:

[Read also]: “Did someone just prophesy doom concerning Adesuwa and Banky W’s marriage?”

7. Twitter NG

It’s going down in the DMs now, so hurry up, do not miss your turn.

https://twitter.com/Dephatcat/status/859823750119919616

Say it with me: IT IS MY YEAR OF MARRIAGE. Amin. Amin

Bonus

Happy birthday, Genevieve.

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