Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 This Parody North Korea Twitter account, which by the way is run by two Americans– Patrick, a lawyer, and Derrick, a data analyst- with an uncanny ability to mimic the tone and style of Pyongyang’s propaganda, turned their satire in Nigeria’s direction today:
Nigerian president Muhammadu Buhari, last heard slumbering for six months in isolated castle, is reported awakened by mysterious prince. pic.twitter.com/2irt12rx92
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 13, 2017
Reactions:
Those who know, know.
2. 1NEKS
Speaking of that famous visit, @1NEKS_cannot understand why we are sweeping relevant things under the carpet:
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885557818174124034
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885558004883632131
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885558500369235970
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885558857447165952
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885559135537856512
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885559382234320896
You forgot the king "laughing out loud/hard" with so so and so
— Timi (@9thBrother) July 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/1NEKS_/status/885561685456637953
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3. Miriam Shehu
Also tired of the Buhari administration and the tricks that have been played two years and counting is Twitter user Miriam Shehu.
Buhari in 1984 failed Nigeria.
Buhari in 2017 is failing Nigeria.
May this man generation never come close to leadership in Nigeria again.
— Shalom Miriam Shehu (@MiriamShehu) July 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/2xpensiv4U/status/885538361242521602
Amen ooooooo
— OKWUCHUKWU 🇱🇷🇳🇬 (@AtusiubaOkwy) July 13, 2017
Ami ami ni oruko Jesu.
— Aikayofficial (@aikayofficial) July 13, 2017
4. Techpoint
So Etisalt has changed its name
#NEWS: Etisalat Nigeria has changed its brand name to 9Mobile.
— Techpoint Africa (@TechpointAfrica) July 13, 2017
And Nigerians are worried.
Reactions:
Does it make the 9Mobile totally Nigerian?
— Mudboy St. Paul 🦅 (@deksmond) July 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/ONealOmbu/status/885518431537307648
Etisalat Nigeria. Please what will happen to the #2000 bonus you guys gave me yesterday?
Hope it won't be gone with the old name?— WONDER MAN (@xnipaar) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/xvnthe/status/885516927363407875
5. BBOG advocate, Aisha Yesufu has good news:
This is the most beautiful message i have ever received. My little brother just sent me this beautiful message
Help me in thanking GOD pic.twitter.com/xJieUbocDq— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) July 13, 2017
Awww.
6.Macarthy
Honestly, this story is the worst. Not even going to say much about it.
READ:
https://twitter.com/ebonymacarthy/status/885442461325307904
https://twitter.com/ebonymacarthy/status/885443198813917185
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https://twitter.com/_clvrarose/status/885516229745811456
Nasty.
7. Cheta Nwanze
Amara Nwankpa was speaking earlier about the benefits of the Igbo apprenticeship model. Cheta Nwanze has got a story for you.
A nwa-boy in Balogun Market got the daughter of a local mover pregnant. Boy is 19, girl is 17, and well, he is of the wrong ethnicity…
— Chxta (@Chxta) July 13, 2017
smh… the life, the lack of the right orientation… I remember Asa's tune – Awe…
— Àdéyẹ̀mí 👑 (@HAdebisi1) July 13, 2017
Hmn..The 19yr old is now free from his Oga.Courtesy of his tool!
— That ceejay (@chijiokeokoli2) July 13, 2017
Ewo!
