Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Imagine being slut shamed cause you wear a piece of jewelry on your ankle, in 2019?

— Goddess of Black. (@afualareine) May 15, 2019

Just imagine.

So. Okon posted that bull on instagram days ago. Not only is he not deleting it, he is insulting people who think what he said is absolute rubbish.

A silly person.

— Written By (@DamiElebe) May 15, 2019

Silly? No. He’s an idiot.

Anyone who dare speak the norm is always crucified. That’s what’s happening to Okon now. I agree he shouldn’t have made light the issue at hand by using it as a joke material, but we bash ashewos every other day.

— Mayor of Ikotun (@badt_BOI_) May 15, 2019

So you can be dumb like this?

I have never felt the need to convince an atheist about the existence of God.

Why do the atheists around me feel the need to convince of His non-existence?

Dey your dey na.

— NebuchadNigga ? (@ElJefe__) May 15, 2019

So what?

A UNN student committed suicide. I have been studying his Facebook timeline. His posts read like a straight journey to that point. Always look out for your friends. Sometimes, we could keep them alive by noticing the pattern of their thoughts and social media posts.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) May 15, 2019

OK

A lot of People don’t know they have body odour, because it’s not possible to be smelling like this and not care about people around .

— Bizzle Osikoya (@bizzleosikoya) May 15, 2019

What if you yourself have body odour and don’t know it?