Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Abike Dabiri

Cracking up on @JimmyKimmelLive joke on the issue of @MBuhari cloning. Jimmy is a comedian . His source of livelihood. The joke is ?to the stupidly of even believing in the cloning narrative at all , not on PMB @Omojuwa @segalink . Won’t waste energy on this . That’s all

— Abike Dabiri-Erewa (@abikedabiri) December 5, 2018

2. Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai

FACT!: KDSG has no cell! Whether you forget or not, Segun is in prison custody for incitement, malicious falsehood and hate speech, on the orders of a court of law. More like him that incite to kill or destroy property will be prosecuted in Kaduna State, no matter what you tweet! https://t.co/FqL0085CIl

— Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai (@elrufai) December 5, 2018

3. Jeff Philips

Congratulations to all my Fulani friends, you're finally free from daily insults, attacks, demonization and fear of being physically attacked by those you've never known but showed nothing but love.

You lived to witness love from those who almost killed you with hate

— SoulJah (@jeffphilips1) December 5, 2018

4. Gimba Kakanda

The very fact that you believed Buhari was really cloned, even having watched and listened to him, is enough reason to demand refund from all the schools that failed you this way.

What’s wrong with us?

— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) December 5, 2018

5. Tosin Ashafa

The two most successful industries in Nigeria are Politics and Religion. The sad reality, however, is that "the people" are the commodity.?

— B.T.A (@TosinAshafa) December 5, 2018

6. Enekem

The Most Disrespectful set of rats are the CHIDRENS/BABIES ??

Very Disrespectful and annoying, they don't even care if you are around or not, they will be running around your house like its a playground, if you don't cover your food they will eat it and they are swift ??

— Enekem ? (@EnekemGreg) December 5, 2018

7. Tosin

Blessed are those guys that have no girlfriend, for they shall enjoy their pocket money and take care of themselves this December.

— Tosin?? (@Ohloowatoscene) December 5, 2018

8. Opeyemi Babalola

Very soon, some people will say Aisha Buhari is a PDP mole in Aso Rock. Somebody that is doing the Lord's work in her own little way!.

— Opeyemi Babalola (@CACCOT1) December 5, 2018