Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Olufunmilayo
This is just a reminder that Kizz Daniel can never go wrong.
His new jam with Davido released one hour ago called “One Ticket” will dominate the Nigerian airwaves.
Mark this tweet.
The man is literally in his own league.— OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 (@OurFavOnlineDoc) November 2, 2018
Osheyyyyyy Kizz Daniel’s PR Executive.
Anyway, you might like the song too:
2. Femi Adesina
WAEC presents attestation certificate and confirmation of school cert result to President Buhari. What will the naysayers say next?
— Femi Adesina (@FemAdesina) November 2, 2018
Naysayers?
Don’t we have a right to know things about our own President?
3. Leo Dasilva
Let’s take a minute and read this.
https://twitter.com/SirLeoBDasilva/status/1058304041225256960
“Stop thinking the world owes you happiness…”
4. McHenri
https://twitter.com/Darl_McHenri/status/1058362392894205953
Ehyaaa, pele.
Just take Lucozade Boost for the energy you have lost, sleep and move on.
5. Gimba Kakanda
This is not loud enough. Let us amplify it.
I don’t know the wreck managing this Twitter account, but Trump here is talking about Mexican illegal immigrants being stopped from entering the US. He’s warning about external aggression by foreigners, and not justifying internal crackdown on Americans.
DELETE this nonsense! https://t.co/0fVdIANqm1
— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) November 2, 2018
We have asked some questions here.
6. Oyindamola
One particular time i accused my ex of cheating he denied, a week later i met another girl’s wig in his wardrobe then he said he doesn’t know the owner!
LMFAO 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣— Oyindamola A.✨ (@_mzhoney) November 2, 2018
You can call it truthful lies… he might not know.
7. Nafiu
I am very certain that Abdullahi Umar Ganduje will not honour the invitation of Kano state house of assembly
Because every thief in APC today, whether governor, minister, head of MDAs or the president is wearing the badge of impunity
Buhari is their grand patron
— nafeeu (@nafeezi) November 2, 2018
And he didn’t.









