Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Football fans
Real Madrid has won the Champions league for a record 12 times after defeating Italian side, Juventus 4-1 at this season’s final, and as usual, there’s a ruckus on Twitter NG:
Since Mbappe opened their yansh, Madrid spotted the Crack.
— Daddy Wraps (@bule_jr) June 3, 2017
Hala Madrid!!!
— Big Fish Gee 🦈 (@GbemmyG) June 3, 2017
This football sha. Never ever saw Juventus conceding four. I could certainly see them losing, but never conceding four. Oh well.
— Requirement Already Satisfied (@je_mc2) June 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/871104461510410241
2. Lolade Nwanze
Juventus must win tonight o, or else… I can't placate a grown man biko.
— Lolade Chioma Nwanze (@LoladeSowoolu) June 3, 2017
You concede 3 goals all season, and then concede FOUR in the final? Sob. Sob. Juventus.
— Lolade Chioma Nwanze (@LoladeSowoolu) June 3, 2017
And no word was spoken. What a night it shall be. Sigh.
— Lolade Chioma Nwanze (@LoladeSowoolu) June 3, 2017
This is so sad. Tragic, in fact. Sob. Sob.
— Lolade Chioma Nwanze (@LoladeSowoolu) June 3, 2017
Real Madrid fans right now! #ChampionTheMatch #UCLfinal #uclfinal2017 pic.twitter.com/dDwQFBInwR
— Y! Online (@YNaija) June 3, 2017
2. PMB
Nigerians have no chill. Is this nt a proper weiste?
Since you think you're so smart, who's this? pic.twitter.com/R9uyXn8r47
— Olóyè Ni'matullah (@MsNemah) June 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/iamMrBoro/status/870965439450423298
https://twitter.com/gbengaosowe/status/871004956865724419
https://twitter.com/ekpenyong_john/status/871013600055504896
https://twitter.com/gbengaosowe/status/871019119252054016
https://twitter.com/ekpenyong_john/status/871020571232002048
Daddy don't mind him, I'm Nigerian and that's Sponge Bob Square Pants
— Orie Areg (@OrissAreg_) June 3, 2017
3. Mercy Abang
Speaking of PMB…
To be fair, @MBuhari warned that he will be grossly incompetent… pic.twitter.com/3nUKNUVGRi
— Mercy (@AbangMercy) June 3, 2017
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4. Mark Essien
Mark Essien has hit upon a solution to our political dilemma:
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/870952076288946177
https://twitter.com/markessien/status/870952223358038016
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why techies in particular? The issue has political, economic and sociological slants to it
— Optimist Prime (@LajiDwayem) June 3, 2017
https://twitter.com/elroychibex/status/871061741949661185
https://twitter.com/elroychibex/status/871061412508028932
So true…An End to End procurement and payment platform, with a income and expenditures from same platform with Auto publish report system
— Daniel Chinagozi (@Danielchinagozi) June 3, 2017
Its still above techies… Politicians either don't want an organized system / are not ready for accountability. The laws of the land 1st.
— Ag (@blackvnicorn) June 3, 2017
Any ideas on how to go about this? Can't think of any
— Edu (@senatoredu) June 3, 2017
Lol. Can all the techies in Yaba fight only one of MC Oluomo's lieutenants? https://t.co/m2RtHGOGwy
— Tunde Leye (@tundeleye) June 3, 2017
5. Gana Sule
And this is how corruption began in Nigeria?
https://twitter.com/slexg/status/870919975082618880
6. Nneka
Moving on from politics, Nneka’s PSA:
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/871121715576754177
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/871121790562557952
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/871121990442139648
https://twitter.com/Playm8z/status/871122657801945088
7. Aderonke remembers the victims of the Dana Air crash
https://twitter.com/ronkizzle93/status/870892266289758208
8. Pa Ikhide
Another kidnap? *Sigh*
Help! The writer Chibuihe Obi is missing, kidnapped perhaps because of beautiful essays like this on @brittlepaper. https://t.co/YKjxfxQanI pic.twitter.com/WHeY9n0hcC
— Ikhide R. Ikheloa (@ikhide) June 3, 2017
9. Dominic Henry
When people go mad, this happens:
https://twitter.com/MzBalogun/status/870911881766219776
