Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Because you travelled overseas now you keep on asking me how is Nigeria…… Did you leave Nigeria In my hands???
— w σ ℓ f ɢ a и ɢ 형 (@Gaeist) July 26, 2019
Spend that N50k or N100k on yourself this weekend. Take yourself out. Buy yourself something nice. Chop your money by yourself. Live life!! ?
— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 26, 2019
If you are on the #MAGA train – and support the foolishness in Trump’s tweet, automatic blocking.
I’ve already blocked two people, ready to block more.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) July 26, 2019
At a programme yesterday, I asked the crowd of about 40 to 50 if any of them knew that Shia Muslims were different from Sunni Muslims before Buhari came into power – only 4 did.
Buhari’s divisive leadership is a problem that brings even the most minor differences to the fore.
— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) July 26, 2019
Google sent me socks! pic.twitter.com/H4ztzDc3Cr
— mogwai. (@TheVunderkind) July 26, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.