Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Oforjigha Jindu
The Church? They would rather look on though.
Said it once, and I'll say it again: I'm very disappointed that NO church body/GO has come out to add its/his weight to the clamor to #EndSARS.
As someone who has been in the church system for all of my teenage life, and youth, this is glaring mindedness. @Burmese_Tyga
— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
If you clamor that the youth should be active in church with their energy, time, and resources, and can't be bothered with what concerns us besides where it intercepts what concerns you, what are we talking about?
This is what we mean by getting involved in our Mon-Fri lives. https://t.co/RBnthg3ISq
— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
We desperately need someone in some kind of authority to lend weight and credibility to this. If it won't come from elected officials, how about from you who have been appointed as "overseers"?
Help us! #EndSARS @Burmese_Tyga @segalink @PastorEAAdeboye @RCCGworldwide https://t.co/AMBN3NnGNS
— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
Is it until they start shooting us at the gates of redemption camp? They already stop us coming back from church, work, school…
Is it until they splatter our blood on our church fliers we have in our cars? They do so already… https://t.co/0OrFoP9ThC— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
Is it until they break my RCCG ID like they break NIM and NMA IDs? Until they shoot a youth pastor dressed fly because he won't drop roger?
Cc/ @segalink @Burmese_Tyga #EndSARS and do it NOW.Lend your weighty voices@PastorEAAdeboye @RCCGworldwide https://t.co/rTfgjhqRST
— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
A reply:
They are part of the establishment fam. They will not say anything. But you have taken the first step in your journey to emancipation. https://t.co/9ImyDHRSdR
— TOMIDE (@Tomide_J) December 7, 2017
He goes again:
I am a Christian and attend RCCG from my own convictions. Their actions or inactions couldn't make me reconsider; except I'm excommunicated maybe?
I have realised that no place is perfect, and I love my family like that.
I will still call them out though. https://t.co/FX2154jtmU— BUF_Buoda (@Jesusfreak155) December 7, 2017
2. Prodeegy
Ladies, you can also keep your hands down, slapping is not the solution though.
Some girls think slapping a man in public places is cool. You have not met ur match. May God not direct that ur hand to my face. You will meet ur creator that day
— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) December 7, 2017
The kind of slap I will give u back, ur head will rotate on ur neck like inspector gadget. Your eyes will see twinkle twinkle little stars.
— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) December 7, 2017
I don’t mind a girl punching/hitting me on my body,but don’t direct ur filthy hand to my face,that’s disrespect. You will learn ur lesson that day
— Infamous Minded (@PRODEEGY) December 7, 2017
Interestingly…
A woman once slapped my cousin. He couldnt slap her back cos home training. So he slapped the guy that was with her. https://t.co/kL9ymK89gv
— Igala_King (@i_am_Anomeli) December 7, 2017
The guy was just frustrated. He didnt approve of her slapping my cousin in the first place but by the time we found that out he had already chopped slap
— Igala_King (@i_am_Anomeli) December 7, 2017
3. Arab Princess
Oh really?
Interview to rent house ?
— ?Mirror? (@Ink_her) December 7, 2017
My Landlady’s questions were “What do you do for a living? Are you staying alone? Do you go to club? When are you getting married? Are you a Christian?” ?
— Milli$ (@Milli_dionee) December 7, 2017
When I needed an apartment, one lady said "I want a working class guy who is about to get married. So different girls won't be visiting"
I never picked their calls again. https://t.co/MUUnYt3pDp
— The Pe@cock (@WoleOdeleye) December 7, 2017
Well, this is true:
Loool….this is funny because the man she described is the exact kind of man that will have different girls visiting https://t.co/Ul70rEOVnI
— Nirvana (@ak_nirvana) December 7, 2017
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
Before winning the Ballon d’Or
My AF1 CR7’s launch today on the Nike SNEAKRS app! #AF1#CR7
Go to https://t.co/adIUxXBRvm pic.twitter.com/4Enyjf4dw6— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 7, 2017
Flying in style!!??? pic.twitter.com/QvPHhMmRRQ
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) December 7, 2017
Then from Pele, after Ronaldo won:
Congratulations to @Cristiano on winning this year's Ballon d'Or. I would love to have played on the same side as you! // Parabéns ao @Cristiano por conquistar o Ballon d'Or este ano. Eu adoraria ter tido a chance de jogar ao seu lado! #BallondOr
— Pelé (@Pele) December 7, 2017
5. Daddy Freeze
He is not sure going to end his campaign anytime soon.
Christianity has a 'manual', a 'check list' a book of 'procedures' whats to be done & the order in which things are executed. Tithing is not in this manual.
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"It works for me" is what juju worshipers say. What makes a 'christian' practice is it's inclusion in the Bible.
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~FRZ pic.twitter.com/qcONIXPNm4— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) December 7, 2017
?You people should be there fooling yourselves and those leading you too should continue!
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May those false teachers, who have used unwholesome practices to siphon the wealth of the body of Christ, be made to pay dearly for it in Jesus name, AMEN! ?
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Awon onijekuje!
– pic.twitter.com/E5KaVf9psa— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) December 7, 2017
Of course you don't… https://t.co/jdITnaMbBe
— Daddy Freeze (@DaddyFRZ) December 7, 2017
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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