Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

i am falling in love and it is the most wonderful accident.

— chukwuemeka.☥ (@Jisike_) May 15, 2019

Awwwwwwwww

We are mad in this country. Sex workers “don’t have dignity” but fraudsters are cool because they feed their family or some bullshit.

I’m tired.

— Timi Ajiboye (@timigod) May 16, 2019

See ehn? We are tired too.

My brother just sent me his CV for review and I opened the document to see 4 pages. I was like: 4 PAGES????

This is somebody that is still doing NYSC OOooo. I’ve been working for about 6 years now & my CV is struggling to enter the second page.

I’m useless abeg! ???

— Uncle Demola (@OmoGbajaBiamila) May 16, 2019

You are not making sense, sit down.

Nigerian female celebrities in general just might be the weakest link. You will never hear them speak on social injustices against women. Even with this Okon thing, they might choke to death if they speak up. 2/10. Do not recommend.

— Cosmic GrooVee (@grooveeshakes) May 16, 2019

YES SIS

That medicinal marijuana is never going to fly in Nigeria. At least in the next four years. Y’all elected these old hypocritical religious fanatics and think the sound of ‘igbo’ excites them? Leemaoo when oil never finish. Lol

— Hot Yam Cheeks!! (@FFaxie) May 16, 2019

Oil money is sweeet.

My CDS group went to Yaba market today to create awareness about domestic violence. A complete waste of time and sunscreen.

All the men we spoke to argued for their rights to beat their spouse. All of them.

— Entitled Millennial (@__adannaya) May 16, 2019

Like I keep saying, men are trash.

I’m sure a ton of Nigerians agree with the Alabama law.. please if we know each other and you do, block me.. tori Oloshi ni gbogbo yin..

— Baba Yaga (@ayotundeaa) May 16, 2019

Oloshi no gbogbo won.

The problem here is that people still think there are no boundaries to jokes.

You should never joke about tribal prejudice
You should never joke about discrimination
You should never joke about rape
You should never joke about physical deformities

— The Pe@cock (@OdeleyeWole) May 16, 2019

There are people in my mentions talking about how Okon’s video is funny and how I’m not smart enough to recognize funny.

“No matter how smart you are you can never convince a stupid person that they are in fact stupid.”

— Written By (@DamiElebe) May 16, 2019

Dami, adopt me.