Twitter Personality Campaign: Wale Gafar – “I can’t shout!”

by Ifreke Inyang [@ifreke]

Wale Gafar has been in the top three consistently on May’s poll. But his eyes are still jealously fixed on the top prize and he gets his campaign on the way!

What’s the name of your Twi-party?

Twitter Hang Over.

What’s the motto of your twi-party and its symbol?

MOTTO – Do Whatever!   SYMBOL – A happy bird

.How are you funding your campaign?

That Question’s tough oh!

Why are you running for Twitter Personality?

It’s because I am a nominee now! Before nko?

Who do you consider as your biggest threat in the race?

Am Wale f**king Gafar! Are you joking?? I should be a threat.. Ahn ahn!

What stands you out from the others?

I am fresh, I’m on point and the ladies love me.  I can’t shout na.

If you win, what will you do about people that gbagaun?

Nothing oh! I fit GBAGAUN too. But I’ll make their lives miserable that moment to the extent that next time, they will be absolutely sure before sending a tweet.

What will be the jail term for those involved in twitfights?

Jail ke?! I’ll even give the winner a gift. But if it’s dry, I might MUTE the b**ches!

Who will be your Ministers?

@folabronzeberry @DrewBaba @walefuse and @datsamy

What specific thing will you do to appreciate all those who would have voted you into power?

Maybe recharge cards sha. I never promise oh! Ehen!

What’s your manifesto?

Even for JAMB, I no see this kain English. Abeg!

What do you think of the YNaija Twitter Personality series?

It’s fun!

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