If 3k enter my hand now, I Don go offline for security reasons

— Ojochenemi ? (@CleverlyAhmed) May 11, 2021

I Love You As a Brother pic.twitter.com/donWmkPkDD

— Sugar Of Ibadan? (@AyobamiSugar_) May 11, 2021

*Convo btw a tailor & a customer*

you said I would Yes, but I didnt
get my clothe a say this year
day to Eid Eid pic.twitter.com/MZvfULoWJe

— iZeezhu61898 (@zee_zhu_) May 11, 2021

Quitting school to focus on my betting career

— Dohla☠ (@kendohla) May 11, 2021

Admit it, you once tried creating your own recharge card

— Uncle Chu (@NaijaMin) May 11, 2021

Me: *hits elbow on the table*

My entire arm: pic.twitter.com/6lsoygAofe

— K#AN (@Dave_Khan7) May 11, 2021

For fornication you deh bill me 20k??

Something weh God go still punish me …. pic.twitter.com/0VBJiy39nB

— Fairly Used Boyfriend⭐️ (@SmartBoss_ng) May 11, 2021

Don't blame some ladies who cry after breakups, can u lose ur only source of income and still keep quiet?

— Nonny (@Savagenonny) May 11, 2021

I don spend this money finish again, abi I should sell the second kidney pic.twitter.com/1bOVpgq3L1

— ?️ (@urPapaDeyCraze) May 11, 2021

rema: i've been on the road for a long time

lagosians going to work: pic.twitter.com/gVE2kcbZgP

— CHIM€ (@chime_szn) May 11, 2021