Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
Parents will use the First born to set the standard only for last born to come with natural immunity. 😒
— The Indaboski ❄ (@daboskii) August 25, 2020
As a firstborn, I just want to say that it is not even fair.
2.
When I'm washing my man's clothes and I see him taking a picture for twitter: pic.twitter.com/5WbVoBxTt9
— Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) August 25, 2020
Me that I’m in the “Men are scum” gang. Over my dead body would you expose me like that.
3.
No place like home Na for person wey don pay rent
— TG OMORI (@boy_director) August 25, 2020
Loud it!
4.
The day Slack will introduce a “read receipt” feature, many of us will lose our jobs. 🌚
— Daniel Bezos (@pixeldahn) August 25, 2020
Those employees on this table
5.
also the first man to discover a waist in a woman’s eyes https://t.co/GozvHIZVho
— wasiu (@korty_EO) August 25, 2020
WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, all I see is your waist
6.
https://twitter.com/Sheddi_younG/status/1298289621231697923?s=20
What a wow!
7.
When it rains, my instincts just tells me that all activities got canceled. Is it just me?
— Great Michaels 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@BendelianWizard) August 25, 2020
It’s not just you o! Automatically!
8.
Mom: how much is this your phone self.
Nigeria youths: divides original price by 2, divides it by 2 again. Subtracts 50,000 naira then divides it by 2 one last time.
— name cannot be blank (@Olabisi_0x) August 25, 2020
By mistake, she should just say “Let me give you money. Buy one for me.” That’s the end.
9.
https://twitter.com/desh0la/status/1298295945902395394?s=20
If only my bank account would let me be toxic in peace
10.
https://twitter.com/akortainment/status/1298293798670303232?s=20
If you see me dancing Gwara Gwara in my head. Kai! Issa stepper!
