by Tolu O.

Hi! How old are you now and what exactly are you doing with your life?

While you ponder on it, five-month-old Asahd Khaled is over in the American music industry moving mountains, shaking things up and earning all the privileges that come with having the best dad in the world.

DJ Khaled himself has been generally more popular for his Snapchat chronicles than his music. Although we don’t have any proof that the success keys DJ Khaled shares via Snapchat have been of any impact in any life but his unrestrained love for his new son should inspire you somehow and maybe even make you question Khaled’s sanity.

The most hilarious length DJ Khaled has gone has to be playing daddy and son on Asahd’s Instagram. He puts up photos of Asahd, captions them in the infant’s voice then drops comments in his own voice. It is utterly ridiculous but it’s one of the hundreds of reasons Asahd is one of the most influential babies in the world.

Here are five reasons Asahd Khaled is not your mate or ours:

1. He’s less than 200 days old but already covered a major hip hop magazine in the US

2. He’s the Executive Producer of his dad’s forthcoming album and has chilled in the studio with aunty Beyonce and uncle Jay Z.

3. He gets gifts from big artistes like Drake. Like all our collective dreams are the reality of this one child.

4. Asahd rides in private jets on his own and rocks some of the best designer wears. We’re not even joking.

5. Asahd Khaled and his dad have the best daddy and son relationship in the world and you can tell just by checking out Asahd’s Instagram page which is verified, by the way. Guess who are on his followers list? Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Alicia Keys, Nas etc, basically all the people we call idols. Beat that!

Tolu

Your pop culture/entertainment go-to. Music head. Wallflower. I do not like to write. On a mission to decipher covfefe.