Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
ASUU can you please ask for House for all staffs and car for all staffs so schools won’t reopen #schoolsreopening pic.twitter.com/3VLxZQkG1e
— Lagos Boy? (@just1lagos) August 19, 2020
E go over you!
2.
Look at my Governor ? pic.twitter.com/7zDFgu8QPG
— Henry Shield (@henryshield) August 19, 2020
Power is transient, Drip is infinite.
3.
Stop forgiving your boyfriends, We also want to date you!!!
— Victor Babatunde (@vhic_tore) August 19, 2020
Brostitu_ _
4.
We have NTA — the largest television network in Africa ?
— Joe (@joezif) August 19, 2020
You can’t beat the reach…
5.
When they say Naija don’t have Juju, just show them this video! Lol!#asuu #LayconandVee #bbnaijialockdown #ripeminem #schoolsreopening pic.twitter.com/efe3B1h035
— FriendlyNaijaBoy (@friendlyboyngr) August 19, 2020
I wish Marvel Movies would be humble and ….
6.
At least once in a while,you �dress well, look good and go price a car .
Just to shock poverty #Copied— Everything FCM (@FcMglobal) August 18, 2020
#WednesdaysWisdom
7.
Sour daddy?
— Peaches (@PeachesUnleash) August 19, 2020
Define Wickedness again?
8.
Does a Virgin Feel Honey?
— Zerubabbel #BBNaija (@litskinayo) August 19, 2020
When will ASUU call off strike sef?
9.
I have an appointment by 2pm and I left lugbe by 12 and got to Garki by 12:25.. now I have to wait ?? i stayed in Lagos for months and it’s beginning to affect me mentally ??
— olori of Abuja ??? (@olorikennymiles) August 19, 2020
Take heart bruv.
10.
I want the terms and conditions first please https://t.co/SocHiH3VaG
— M (@miichaelbonsujr) August 18, 2020
You need to be “calming down.”
Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq is a Journalist, Political Analyst and Satirist with major interest in Nigerian Politics, Governance and Sports.
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