Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
1.
*Thief breaks into house looking for money…..*
Me:…. https://t.co/LIHFc4wZJH
— Kadrex 2️⃣2️⃣nov (@abdool_kadeer) July 15, 2020
Have you checked under the gas cooker?
2.
Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this 😂
— TheRealLando2xx©️ (@_Og2xx) July 14, 2020
Adulting is hard o
3.
You posted your pictures, your friends on your WhatsApp reposted and you screenshot and repost again. You are definitely mad
— Corporate Baddie (@Oluwafadererami) July 15, 2020
Ahn ahn. Can’t we show off our fanbase?
4.
https://twitter.com/mrmanheree/status/1283336569781395457?s=20
Yeepa!
5.
The boys and I : there’s no way any teacher would come in with this heavy rain 🌧
Maths teacher: 😒 pic.twitter.com/vlpeO2r5dY
— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) July 15, 2020
Dedication like no other
5.
Fighting sleep in church is a different type of fight😩
— 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀 (@dahtgirl_ajex) July 14, 2020
Spiritual warfare
6.
Dear Nigerians,
Become alright with luxury. Please.There’s no badge of honor for suffer head.
— TheFitPriest.Com| PCOS whisperer (@SelemaEnang) July 14, 2020
Get accustomed to the flex life
7.
My friend is about 5’4 and he says he always gets anxiety when girls ask for his height, because he knows that might be the end of his convo, it’s peak,
— Senator of Jayé 🇳🇬 (@Dolapo_Alfie) July 14, 2020
Crying in height discrimination
