Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
“Thank God for growth” but you’re 5’1 💀
— Aba Boy 👽 (@Frank_LeanXV) November 18, 2019
Did you ever look so fly to the point where you didn’t wanna go home because you felt like not enough people saw you?
— Famez Venom 👊🏽 (@Famez_vv) November 18, 2019
Her: you look tense
Me: I’m just nervous
Her: Awwn, Just be yourself.
Me: I’ve been holding in a fart that will launch me to Germany.😁😁
— Your Ex 🕺 (@harryolah) November 18, 2019
Marlian that carries bible to church is that one a Marlian?
— Trouble Maker 😒(G.O). (@ObongRoviel) November 18, 2019
If you’re dating a last born, no matter how they behave, love them😍, cherish them 😘and advice them because they don’t have sense.
— Tosin🇳🇬🙎🏾♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) November 18, 2019
One day, i will just sit down on the floor in this Lagos and be crying.
Because wetin be this?
— Blackkie🙍🏿 (@_T_babyy) November 18, 2019