“Tu-ku-tu-ku-tu-tu”

‘Feelings’, by Mr Eazi, something we can’t be bothered to remember by Kcee, and ‘Yawa’ by Tekno, amongst others.

All these songs have the exact same beat. Like, literally, the exact same thing. It’s like listening to to one long, boring, unimaginative song in a loop.

We just spent a few minutes under 30 minutes watching Trace NAIJA and we are reminded why watching Nigerian music channels is not the kind of thing a critic should submit herself to.

You get bored, frustrated, antsy and asking yourself ‘what is the meaning of life?’

Na wa.

Op-ed Editor