TICKER: ‘Hold on, I’m coming’ – Man caught masturbating in public tells police

Luckily, the cops came first. A repeat public masturbator in Seattle was arrested Wednesday while pleasuring himself in an alley, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports. The unidentified 35-year-old suspect was sitting on a staircase with his pants down and “in the throes of self-flagellation,” a Columbia City neighborhood police spokesman told the publication. But he wouldn’t... Read More