In our humble opinion, there’s no state as crazy as Lagos- even waffi land never mad reach like here– at least where driving is concerned.

When motorists are approaching Welcome To Lagos, they willingly beckon on evuul spirits to possess them completely, because that’s the only way they can survive the city. Any wonder they drive like hell’s hounds are in constant pursuit?

You do not want to die before your time, abi? Excellent. Here are 20 suggestions for driving in Lagos. Heed them; they will serve you well.

Here are 20 suggestions for driving in Lagos. I hope you find this helpful. pic.twitter.com/AhSNcvl7Sy

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) July 7, 2017

The DEFINITIVE list of everyone that may harass, detain or cover-slap you on your way to work this morning. pic.twitter.com/isGSjkeLFq

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) June 17, 2016

Oh. Oh. There’s one more

You forgot "task force".

— Why Nations Fail (@BabatundeEdun) June 17, 2016

That one is there also. Chai.

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) June 18, 2016

A little edit

2. Should read: You are not the only mad person on the road. Act accordingly

— Borrioboola-Gha (@Borrioboola_Gha) July 7, 2017

Switch on that 6th sense

No.11 … Only if from your peripheral vision you sense it is a "military" vehicle : look face.

If it isn't obviously one: ma woju Uche. pic.twitter.com/8cZ2B46Hu6

— iAm BBTP! (@bbtp) July 7, 2017

Odeshii it through

Driving here is war. Fortune favors the brave. If peripheral vision doesn't say otherwise then you should "wole kon le" – no look face. ???

— iAm BBTP! (@bbtp) July 7, 2017

 ? Who you gonna call: The Most High

@oladayo01 Chei, we are under seige o. Have to move around with Psalm 24!

— Richard Martins. (@richielovall) September 2, 2016

*sprinkles holy water*