In our humble opinion, there’s no state as crazy as Lagos- even waffi land never mad reach like here– at least where driving is concerned.
When motorists are approaching Welcome To Lagos, they willingly beckon on evuul spirits to possess them completely, because that’s the only way they can survive the city. Any wonder they drive like hell’s hounds are in constant pursuit?
You do not want to die before your time, abi? Excellent. Here are 20 suggestions for driving in Lagos. Heed them; they will serve you well.
https://twitter.com/Gidimeister/status/883239061548404737
https://twitter.com/Gidimeister/status/743702907074154497
Oh. Oh. There’s one more
You forgot "task force".
— Why Nations Fail (@BabatundeEdun) June 17, 2016
https://twitter.com/Gidimeister/status/744020486712070144
A little edit
2. Should read: You are not the only mad person on the road. Act accordingly
— Borrioboola Gha (@Borrioboola_Gha) July 7, 2017
Switch on that 6th sense
No.11 … Only if from your peripheral vision you sense it is a "military" vehicle : look face.
If it isn't obviously one: ma woju Uche. pic.twitter.com/8cZ2B46Hu6
— iAm BBTP! (@bbtp) July 7, 2017
Odeshii it through
Driving here is war. Fortune favors the brave. If peripheral vision doesn't say otherwise then you should "wole kon le" – no look face. 😂😂😂
— iAm BBTP! (@bbtp) July 7, 2017
 ? Who you gonna call: The Most High
@oladayo01 Chei, we are under seige o. Have to move around with Psalm 24!
— Richard Martins. (@richielovall) September 2, 2016
*sprinkles holy water*
