This thread reads like the perfect backdrop for a Stephen King book or movie. It is also hilarious as hell.
White woman is saved by her black husband from leasing a haunted house.
Enjoy:
https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862680785412870144
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Reactions
Y'all really can't be. I'm shocked he stayed through the whole tour with you. All of this read like #GetOut 😳
— Johnetta Elzie (@Nettaaaaaaaa) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862697508954398720
So glad you didn't let the devil use you. pic.twitter.com/ReqKiMotB4
— The Enigma (@Batty_Bwoy) May 11, 2017
ALL OF US: pic.twitter.com/ZBh4ndJMCe
— Noobventor (@Noobventor) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ShawnDude82/status/862724706302087169
Lol, me too
— Cat (@Catmanic1) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/2Plur2Care/status/862750935990194176
Lol, I'm white and I can say we are crazy. Willing to sleep with the lights on with a ball bat in our hands because…cool house.
— Cat (@Catmanic1) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/agentfiftyseven/status/862874082441875456
https://twitter.com/dreeyuhh/status/862747857744535552
https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862748130449797120
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https://twitter.com/BmoreLikeNita/status/862716920327491584
This is too funny, I have one question, & I'm not being sarcastic, but is your husband black? Because his suspicion game is on point.😄😄😄 pic.twitter.com/l2wfAxBsJI
— Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis (@CarrieCnh12) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/RantingOwl/status/862715980501438465
https://twitter.com/jenannie/status/862822232179040256
you got Rowling to RT you. Lemme block you now before you go Hollywood
— You are a bootlicker, babe. (@SnottieDrippen) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/pronouncedLAHra/status/862694413453074432
Missing persons, pets, small mammals ….who knows what the Devil might be snacking on in his room?
— gina rienne (@ginmarrienne) May 11, 2017
We are about to list our old Victorian villa, I am tempted to do a room up with creepy porcelain dolls and rig them electronically lol
— Wendy Andresen (@WendyWings) May 11, 2017
Omg I love it 🤣😂 This is something I would legit do!
— Angie Fredatovich (@GURLinter_upted) May 11, 2017
I should put them in here with their creepy eyes peeping out pic.twitter.com/KohEM7xnco
— Wendy Andresen (@WendyWings) May 11, 2017
— Sharon T (@sha210) May 12, 2017
Omg this everything!! I freakn love it!
— Angie Fredatovich (@GURLinter_upted) May 12, 2017
— Mia McKenzie (@miamckenzie) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/dcannedurbin/status/862714524046110721
Yeah, but why would a door STILL be locked?
— Frankie Russick (@pavementrose) May 11, 2017
For real, why wouldn't the realtor take boltcutters to those chains?!?!
— Noobventor (@Noobventor) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/dcannedurbin/status/862722374386561029
— Noobventor (@Noobventor) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/dcannedurbin/status/862724080490950658
Dude, I'm all for preserving historic homes. But if you have doors chained shut & you don't open them, to inspect the rooms beyond…? 🏡 🔥
— Noobventor (@Noobventor) May 11, 2017
Old electrical + old plumbing + old supports + old masonry + zero inspection = aaaaaaaasking for a home disaster.
— Noobventor (@Noobventor) May 11, 2017
But I want to know what was behind the door! Low-key tell the police to check it out… and then sleep with a garlic necklace and sage sash.
— Kristie Bihn (@kristiebihn) May 11, 2017
This is how every Dateline starts: a nice couple was simply looking for a new home when they noticed something peculiar…
— Kristie Bihn (@kristiebihn) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/Carole29/status/862710252650844161
Everyone is talking abt the padlocked door, which- 💯💯, that's terrifying. BUT the window scratches?! Not even exposed brick could save that pic.twitter.com/cInfLIg3kc
— 4…3…2 fcking busy 🍯 (@HotToddy19) May 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/YouAndYourEgo/status/862796853456195584
https://twitter.com/kereengetten/status/862718530239815680
*Screaming*
