Some days ago, we featured a lady in our Noisemakers piece who bragged about snagging herself a husband by “setting a trap” for him. Oloni decided to take further by asking ladies who are silent admirers to “shoot their shot” in the DMs.
Unlike Banky W, who recorded amazing success with Adesua, a good number of the ladies who were brave enough to attempt this were sent scurrying back to their homes with broken hearts.
See below:
https://twitter.com/Oloni/status/923564209891405825
https://twitter.com/Oloni/status/923647461373210626
https://twitter.com/keshefmir/status/923566544637984768
https://twitter.com/Oloni/status/923567132683665409
https://twitter.com/RejiYates/status/923616095289913344
https://twitter.com/RejiYates/status/923616540716658689
Omg i did It!!! pic.twitter.com/izFbiZut5t
— kingsley shacklesaturn (@iamnothedwig) October 26, 2017
ππππ pic.twitter.com/s4Y4HyoR8v
— Milly (@Millyywayy) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/preshgaza/status/923836002011090945
https://twitter.com/Achilyk_/status/923641681869721601

His tongue game must be strong π Girl you about to have the best date of your life if his name is saved as that πππ½ππ½π pic.twitter.com/C2XX9LzZkN
— S C A N D S π» (@scandiax) October 26, 2017

CURVED
https://twitter.com/3ka3t3/status/923642443303673858
https://twitter.com/pqdotcom/status/923619641422942209
Twitter relationships experts jump in

π pic.twitter.com/asNiVeBwgC
— Bobβs your uncle, Funkeβs your aunt (@funkesovi) October 26, 2017
PART 2: NEVER AGAIN π pic.twitter.com/pp4CJtSMtP
— Bobβs your uncle, Funkeβs your aunt (@funkesovi) October 26, 2017
Twitter sisters commiserate

Guys weigh in

https://twitter.com/hannah_erinma/status/923658555235987461
π pic.twitter.com/IR9b1IHzso
— π (@xxiiixi__) October 26, 2017
Revenge is a dish best served cold

So ur frnd won't get him if u can't get him?
— I felt sorry for you and (@Debells_MUFC) October 27, 2017
I'm even surprised…she's just doing it for the challenge and then it's done..just hook him up with your friend
— Atoπ¨πΏβπ» (@kallme_koomson) October 27, 2017
Petty does it
https://twitter.com/Amzgggg/status/923629652073156608
Dude said my nigga ππππππππ KMN
— Shun Alexander (@lee_young_jae) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/0peyem1/status/923654094425935873
https://twitter.com/0peyem1/status/923654094425935873
— Adzo ξ¨ (@the_adzo) October 26, 2017
Blocked
Never doing this again pic.twitter.com/hNLSQOXfFZ
— πΎ (@b0miPhai) October 26, 2017
Fam I don't know how to process this L pic.twitter.com/Y4fUP3OiMR
— πΎ (@b0miPhai) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/FuxkSallieMae/status/923644254198607877
https://twitter.com/SainabouBaldeh/status/923647725404610560
πππππππ
— Edrick (@followmetoabuja) October 26, 2017
Welp. pic.twitter.com/gKFfafrh1x
— Mahogany (@TheHoginator) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/kaytheboy/status/923652398119358465
https://twitter.com/daughterofdPOP/status/923820412588511232
https://twitter.com/LeDonute/status/923630749089189895

https://twitter.com/nicnichwall/status/923678704248721408
ππππ€¦π½ββοΈ pic.twitter.com/O4GybtLViE
— B. (@brianaissance_) October 26, 2017

Triggered
Oloni look what you made me do π©πππ#datechallenge pic.twitter.com/JJmVjnKRAT
— Nwanyioma #PeterObiForPresident (@ada__OG) October 26, 2017
OH my god pic.twitter.com/lsWIzEhYrF
— Cydney π§π½ββοΈ (@cydneythelight) October 26, 2017
— Aβba.lΓ© KP (@KandyPure02) October 27, 2017
Slam dunk
https://twitter.com/3ka3t3/status/923642443303673858





Solidβ pic.twitter.com/6vC3oYhkho
— Andrew Manou (@AndrewManou) October 26, 2017
https://twitter.com/timaafaa/status/923697143067549697
https://twitter.com/DaijVega/status/923735351168036865
Now, we’re talking!








