Last week, fuel scarcity showed Nigerians shege and the madness continues. Still, Vice President Osinabjo thought it was a great time to release Christmas photos.
On the bright side, John Boyega is in town and we caught some of our celebrities famzing him.
Petrol or not, guys, do find a way to have yourselves a merry Christmas.
1 PETROL SCARCITY IS A LEVELLER
You have to read the tweet that came with the first picture to understand it.
“So, this is my car, you see how close I am to the pump? It has been that way since 6:30 am. They have discharged a full tank of fuel but they are not selling still. Reason? Manager is sleeping, so we are waiting for him to wake up. Sigh!”
(Nigeria doesn't need a reason to act out)
(Money doesn't answer all things)
We’ve no words.
2. THE NPF IS MAD
TwitterNG reported that a police officer hit a bike rider over the head with a baton and brought both bike and rider down.
What are we in this country?
3. ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY
One picture, two conflicting reports. The first has it that Rivers UnitedFC were begging the Governor of Rivers state, Nyesom Wike to pay their outstanding fees. The second report said Wike was punishing the players for daring to request unpaid fees. Whichever is true, it is shocking that a picture like this should exist in 2017.
4. BACKSTABBING FRIENDS
We mean this in the most lighthearted of ways. Cue Ebuka:
(Clean shot of Thierry Henri & Capt Demuren taken by Ebuka)
("What kind of friend does this fogosake," Ebuka cries)
5. PIMP MY RIDE
We’ve got car designers in our neck of the woods, too. Meet Frank Blaise’s work of art.
("Frank Blaise, Nigerian automobile designer and repairer in Enugu, totally redesigned an abandoned and rickety Peugeot 504 vehicle")
6. THE OSINBAJOS AND BAD OPTICS
Yes, it’s Christmas. No, Nigerians are not having a merry one. Therefore, this should have been left in the family’s private albums.
(The Osinbajos in Christmas mode)
(Nigerians are not smiling like they are)
7. THE ADORABLE DAKOLOS
This makes us smile, inspite of ourselves.
8. BET9JA’S CHRISTMAS GIFT
One lucky Nigerian will be smiling this Christmas.
JOHN BOYEGA MAKES CELEBRITIES GO ‘CRAY’
(Beverly Naya, Dayo Okeniyi and John Boyega at Rhythm Unplugged)
(Bisola and John Boyega at Rhythm Unplugged)
10. THROWBACK TO MKO