Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Kolade
https://twitter.com/Kolade_Avo/status/1057579576304525312
You mean 5 naira will be added?
2. Adedamola
Come and see world people guys.
One upcoming Artiste gave me his new song to listen to.That was how I put the Song on Repeat last night. I heard the song to the extent this guy asked me for water.
— Damola (@da_moxy) October 31, 2018
3. Alimi Ibrahim
https://twitter.com/DONHALOGEN/status/1057573722364805122
…besides, the wearer should be worried. Nigeria is a hot country. How will you sweat on your undies and wear it again? Haaa!
4. User
From what I am seeing on Twitter, a man cannot suggest how a woman could get something done with out being labelled sexist buy women can tell men what to do🤷
— Abigail Anaba (@Anabagail) October 31, 2018
2017/18 Twitter in one tweet.
5. Adegoke Pamilerin
https://twitter.com/thepamilerin/status/1057524432556711937
Okay Pastor.
Have you finished your preaching pastor? Can we go home now?
6. Tweet Viber
This is some woke stuff. Read it.
https://twitter.com/Starlingvibe/status/1057606835824480256
7. Olashile Abayomi
You people come and see lecture on orgasm oo!
Please listen attentively, this is so much noise.
https://twitter.com/FireOFola/status/1057638616950697985
https://twitter.com/FireOFola/status/1057640851675979776
https://twitter.com/FireOFola/status/1057640853718683648
8. Enekem
https://twitter.com/EnekemGreg/status/1057647119627018241
What does this one mean now?
Meanwhile, where is Hausa, you cannot be partially racist. We no go gree oo! we no go gree!!
