Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Wow, Nigerian pastors…I hail una o. No judgement at all, but well done to Pastor Poju Oyemade. I think it’s time for me to go back to my Catholic background

— Chinenyenwa (@chi_nenyenwa) July 1, 2019

Farewell dear.

So basically as it stands no pastor apart from pastor Poju has said anything about the rape case, but when it’s a case of tithe and offering they will all jump out like frogs

— Uzoamaka (@Jefenzer) July 1, 2019

These are pastors of the world.

An Islamic cleric rapes a 16 year old girl yet no outrage is expressed on social media and no protests at the mosque. Why the double standard?Is it because no-one knows the little girl and she comes from a poor home?Is it because she is a Muslim?Is she not a human being too?

— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) July 1, 2019

Why did you tweet this nonsense?

Am hearing a story that Federal High Court in Lagos orders final forfeiture of $429.389.87Million from Patience Jonathan. I know it not true because our former first lady never stole, because nobody complain that his money is missing.

— Lawal Abdullateef (@lawal_ajt) July 1, 2019

Amebo.

Woke up this morning and remembered Tosin Bucknor’s face and laughter and the fact that she is no longer with us really hit home. Sigh.

— Babanla (@biolakazeem) July 1, 2019

Hmm…I reserve my comment.

So hot. Tempted to post my naked hiking photos. Really like them. I think my back is the best part of my body – Also it is on the opposite side of my man boobs and beer belly which I have learnt to hide in photos)
I have zero issues with nudity. But my home training won’t let me.

— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) July 1, 2019

Post this nude pic Elnathan, let’s see.

Why should it be avoided? #MosqueToo campaign should be included.
What the heck is wrong with you all? Why are you concerned about optics of religion? Children are being raped in Mosques and Churches and should be called out.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF THIS 5 YEAR OLD? https://t.co/8UZk2mzYBm pic.twitter.com/dYcvGpa5MP

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) July 1, 2019

PREACH SIS