Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Gimba Kakanda

Party politricks…

PDP is still in power, bro. They've only changed uniform. Most of the PDP chieftains who made this claim, from then Governors Saraki and Amaechi to then PDP Chairmen Ogbe and Gemade, are now the pillars of APC. Ahmadu Ali's wife defected, sorry "decamped," to APC a few days ago. https://t.co/OuDJT2NERK

— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) December 8, 2017

2. Kemi Adeosun

The Minister of Finance reacts to claims that the investigation of allegations against OANDO Plc has been discontinued.

 

Given the speculation, and the potential impact on the capital market, there is a need to set the records straight:

All investigations into @Oando_PLC by @SECNigeria have continued. There was no directive whatsoever to discontinue investigation into @Oando_PLC. https://t.co/dZYENqbdHk

— Kemi Adeosun (@HMKemiAdeosun) December 8, 2017

3. Banky W

Hmmm… already reminiscing?

Then the thank you message:

4. Ali Baba

Listen…Please

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcbxjL2gQeL/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BccCOjpAd4T/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BccOasigIcU/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BccOzFYAiPR/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BccO22XgPce/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

https://www.instagram.com/p/BccT0BIgAUt/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

5. Segalink

On the #EndSARS trend, now a movement.

A lost soul tweeted at me “You are too small to #EndSARS” Someone please tell the Nigger, It is not by strength nor by might but by the Spirit says the Lord. This is a replay of the Battle of the Ages, the Lamb wins all the time. ? #ReformPoliceNG

— SEGA L’éveilleur®? (@segalink) December 8, 2017