Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Amara Nwankpa
Nigerians have gone mad over their Russia World Cup qualification. Special thanks to Alex Iwobi’s lone goal which made it all possible. Twitter Nigeria is lit up!
Amara Nwankpa gushes:
Alex Iwobi has just scored this goal for Nigeria to put them 1-0 up – A win sends them to the World Cup. ?? pic.twitter.com/5iYTtqN8eb
— Arsenal FC News (@ArsenalFC_fl) October 7, 2017
? @alexiwobi makes no mistake as he sends Nigeria to the World Cup! https://t.co/KLZWCMxkZv
— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 7, 2017
Unbeaten. Just one draw. Today was a test, but Iwobi is a big game player. Woah! Still drooling over the finish. World Class! https://t.co/Ma9fWLq8SR
— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 7, 2017
When your country is going to the world cup in Russia and you are tryna keep calm. ? pic.twitter.com/Vo0A4NIHNw
— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 7, 2017
See what I mean?
2. Omojuwa takes the baton from him
Football fanatic, Omojuwa takes the baton from him, goes into the archives of history even.
Congratulations NIGERIA ??. We did it! Russia 2018 here we come!!! #NGAZAM
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 7, 2017
Nigeria like in 1997 are the first African team to book a place at the World Cup! #Russia2018 #NGAZAM
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 7, 2017
Thank God we didn't have to hide this Russia 2018 shirt o. LOL #NGAZAM
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) October 7, 2017
Congrats, Nigeria.
— Waziri Adio (@Waziriadio) October 7, 2017
Of course, they just had to argue Biafra versus the North. In the end, nothing unites than football.
Don't know about you guys but this is My Man Of the Match. Well done Shehu Abdullahi. Guy was on point throughout pic.twitter.com/14VuC76EaN
— Smiley (@sir_smileey) October 7, 2017
Iwobi. He literally won the game. https://t.co/UHQyVnEbal
— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) October 7, 2017
Wait
A Biafran has qualified Nigeria for Russia 2018…. is God not great??
— KinG NomSo? (@ani_nomso) October 7, 2017
An arewa assisted a biafran to take Nigeria to Russia…. #oneNigeria
— DigitalPaver (@Adeyemi_boboye) October 7, 2017
Assisted by a northerner. One Nigeria is really happening? https://t.co/gbfP24pbPO
— UNdirty Niger Delta. (@Karibiba) October 7, 2017
Alex Iwobi taking his national team to the world stage while the other Alex was kicking water bottles after spitting on himself.
— Danny WelBeast (@WelBeast) October 7, 2017
There’s just one dance step that makes the most sense now. Oya everybody…
We Are The Super Eagles of Nigeria, And We Are Going To The World Cup!!! ??????????
? One Corner, One Corner ? ?
— Ovie (@OvieO) October 7, 2017
one corner is too small a number for this victory… Let's have like 11… Each player to his corner. ???
— Marvel Umoh (@marvelumoh) October 7, 2017
Congratulations Super Eagles
You did not disappoint
Congratulations— Victor Ikpeba (@V_Ikpeba) October 7, 2017
You gotta give it up for these memes. Sooooo on point. See how they’ve racked up retweets.
Nigeria are going to the World Cup! ?? pic.twitter.com/hSk1l7ve86
— B/R Football (@brfootball) October 7, 2017
Fly on to Russia, Super Eagles! ? pic.twitter.com/NIOdlCU4K6
— B/R Football (@brfootball) October 7, 2017
Russia loading.
Na to find travel agency when dey do special deals abeg.
Make i tick am off my bucket list.
— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) October 7, 2017
3. Ebuka
Lest we forget, not by power, not by might, but by my spirit says the Lord. Ultimately, the credit goes to…
Group of death!!! But Nigeria serves a living God!!!
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) October 7, 2017
Turn up! Turn up! Turnt up!
NIGERIA HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE WORLD CUP.
FIRST AFRICAN COUNTRY TO DO SO. pic.twitter.com/uwQD94shYk
— Scammy Abraham (@Nigerianscamsss) October 7, 2017
Putin, red carpet, please.
4. Sam Hart
Also celebrating a successful outing, black carpet rolled out and models all dolled up is Sam Hart, media aide to the Abia state Governor Ikpeazu. Days ago, Hart had tweeted about the Made in Aba New York Fashion show. According to his verdict, it was a slam dunk:
Issa slam dunk.
Capacity crowd.
Packed venue.#MadeInAba Fashion Show New York.
To God be the glory. pic.twitter.com/wjbB40fsrt
— Sam Hart (@hartng) October 7, 2017
Goody.
5. Aisha Yesufu
The only person not smiling around here is BBOG activist. You can’t blame her. After the NNPC scandal blown wide by Ibe Kachikwu, which fingered Maikantu Baru as having engaged in certain fraudulent contracts to the tune of $26 billion, what do we see but this photo op.as far as Aisha can tell, it says one thing:
6. Contender for Kenya’s presidency is also not a happy camper. He’s worried about Kenya’s debt-GDP ratio.
Four years ago debt:GDP ratio was 45% today its 56.5% on track to be 60% by the first quarter of next year.
— Raila Odinga (@RailaOdinga) October 7, 2017
Reactions:
Baba any sensible Kenyan will tell you that both @UKenyatta and you @RailaOdinga are taking the economy down at the moment.
— Claire (@CyMmoja) October 7, 2017
Has Raila been borrowing on behalf of the gvt? Has been awarding tenders n contracts to families of Uhuru n Ruto? Come on lady
— James Ali (@JamesAl92254643) October 7, 2017
Key words: sensible kenyan
— Claire (@CyMmoja) October 7, 2017
RAILA was 'Kibera' MP 1992/97. Energy Minister 2001/2.Roads Min Public Works & Housing from 2003/5.PM 2007/12.Total years of Doing ZERO =30.
— MUNENE WA NJERU (@MuneneWaNjeru) October 7, 2017
You need to think deeper. Arguing with uthamikism is dangerous.
Jomo stole a province of land. Eurobond of 215b is lost. Y sing to a thief— CPA Hesbon Omollo (@hesbonomollo) October 7, 2017
Euro bond money got lost coz Ndii said so..Think!!! and or present evidence in court if any..if you cant present evidence all else is noise.
— Patrick (@Patomaxw) October 7, 2017
7. Peter Psquare
The one half of Psquare can’t be bothered with arguments. He’s taking a break from his tour.
Special shout out to all my people in the UNITED STATE Of AMERICA?? 4 the love and support. I appreciate??? But I need a break as from tomorow after Dallas to got see my family back home and I will continue on the 20th in Houston ?? Oakland ?? Dc and ?? Seattle ??? pic.twitter.com/XdgmKwZyap
— Peter Okoye MrP (@PeterPsquare) October 7, 2017
And that’s a wrap.
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