Today’s Noisemakers: Amara Nwankpa, Ebuka, Raila Odinga, Peter Okoye and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Amara Nwankpa

Nigerians have gone mad over their Russia World Cup qualification. Special thanks to Alex Iwobi’s lone goal which made it all possible. Twitter Nigeria is lit up!

Amara Nwankpa gushes:

See what I mean?

 

2. Omojuwa takes the baton from him

Football fanatic, Omojuwa takes the baton from him, goes into the archives of history even.

Of course, they just had to argue Biafra versus the North. In the end, nothing unites than football.

There’s just one dance step that makes the most sense now. Oya everybody…

You gotta give it up for these memes. Sooooo on point. See how they’ve racked up retweets.

3. Ebuka

Lest we forget, not by power, not by might, but by my spirit says the Lord. Ultimately, the credit goes to…

Turn up! Turn up! Turnt up!

Putin, red carpet, please.

 

4. Sam Hart

Also celebrating a successful outing, black carpet rolled out and models all dolled up is Sam Hart, media aide to the Abia state Governor Ikpeazu. Days ago, Hart had tweeted about the Made in Aba New York Fashion show. According to his verdict, it was a slam dunk:

Goody.

5. Aisha Yesufu

The only person not smiling around here is BBOG activist. You can’t blame her. After the NNPC scandal blown wide by Ibe Kachikwu, which fingered Maikantu Baru as having engaged in certain fraudulent contracts to the tune of $26 billion, what do we see but this photo op.as far as Aisha can tell, it says one thing:

6. Contender for Kenya’s presidency is also not a happy camper. He’s worried about Kenya’s debt-GDP ratio.

Reactions:

7. Peter Psquare

The one half of Psquare can’t be bothered with arguments. He’s taking a break from his tour.

And that’s a wrap.

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