Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ayo Fayose
Now that the Military authorities have revealed that the army has completely defeated Boko Haram insurgents in the country, is there still any need for anyone to canvass argument in support of the FG plan to spend $1bn (N370bn) from the Excess Crude Account?
— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) February 4, 2018
2. Adeyanju Deji
One thing I have learnt from most poor people in this country is:
They don't want to be rich. They just want you to be as poor as they are.
They believe once you are rich you have stolen money, therefore their only prayer is for you to become poor.
— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) February 4, 2018
3. Ali George
The Buhari we sold to the people vs the real Buhari. My sincere apologies to all the people that I convinced to vote for Buhari, please forgive and forget; we go pursue am commot together #Nigeria pic.twitter.com/barOHAIHA1
— Ali G (@aligthebaptist) February 5, 2018
4. Donald Trump
Thank you to @foxandfriends for exposing the truth. Perhaps that’s why your ratings are soooo much better than your untruthful competition!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 5, 2018
People that spell read as read are actually not okay, Read is the past tense while Read is the present. ?
— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) February 5, 2018
Boko Haram attacks
Fulani herdsmen attacks
Record unemployment rate
Double digit inflation
Negative non oil sector GDP figures
No sense of direction
Where are d children of anger
— IKECHUKWU (@iykimo) February 5, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram