Today’s Noisemakers: Chinedu Ikedieze, Adebola Williams, Oluwafifunmi, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Cyprian

Going back to an old relationship is like watching a movie over and over again but expect something different to always happen at the end.

— M Raji (@Farmers__Gate) November 7, 2018

Yes… but what if they decide to get it right this time and find out things they never knew about themselves?… decide to understand what the problem might be and push to resolve it.

2. Igala King

APC governors have corruption allegations against their chairman, Adams Oshiomole, & they report him not to the police or EFCC but to DSS. And during interrogation, he was asked to resign. What concerns the DSS with allegations of corruption? Or the internal politics of a party?

— Ilemona (@I_Am_Ilemona) November 7, 2018

I tire too oo.

DSS on top party activities?

We should be worried oo!

3. Oluwafifunmi

https://twitter.com/FifunmiRexx/status/1060117124633497600

Okay.

4. Chinedu Ikedieze

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp4Mho1nL3F/

5. Enekem

https://twitter.com/EnekemGreg/status/1060197285135564800

Thank you ma.

6. Debola Williams

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp4NTUNn2An/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1e9kkc8dz1ysd

True! However, the organisers might have reasons they decided to have only female speakers.

7. David Lawal

I used to join them to say #Nigeria has leadership problems.

Honestly, Nigeria lacks constructive Followership.

We get serious Follower problems, wallahi! #NigeriaDecides2019 pic.twitter.com/yv6sxaDWGY

— The Digitalk Guy (@davidblawal) November 7, 2018

I was saying this in a midst of friends sometime ago and they thought I was pro-Buhari.

I was not even particular about this regime.