Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc.
Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list for today:
- Dele Momodu
As received:
"Thousands of Akwa Ibom women match in support of PDP and Governor Udom Emmanuel. Described Senator Godswill Akpabio as Deceitful and Ungrateful Human being…" pic.twitter.com/LDznBBtJr2— Dele Momodu Ovation (@DeleMomodu) August 15, 2018
This how we politricking now?
Anyway #ThisIsNigeria.
2. Opeyemi Babalola
https://twitter.com/CACCOT1/status/1029686094416281600
Uncle…..You deserve a bottle of wine.
You need to even hear the name of some of them. No vision!
3. I.K Osakioduwa
#NigerianMothers are the only ones that will beat you to within an inch of your life and then feed you the food they cooked with love minutes later. Somehow even in the midst of all the discipline they didn't joke with feeding us.❤️
— Ik Osakioduwa (@ik_osakioduwa) August 15, 2018
Hmmm…. They may even give you 2 meats after the beating session.
Mothers will always be Mothers. Lovely people.
4. Nimah A.
This country produces more content than comedy central. 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/C4EVkGGj7w
— Olóyè Ni'matullah (@MsNemah) August 15, 2018
You can say that again. Content developers everywhere!
But pause…I thought Rev. was sentenced to death 11 years ago?
5. Amaka Disappointment
https://twitter.com/enjoyment_daddy/status/1029476128266887169
This story sha…..The man must have bought bread earlier then.
We would have believed the story if not for her name.
6. Edwin Madu
So you’re not worried that someone entered your house and removed your sewing kit and put cookies in the sewing kit container? https://t.co/StnI62yQjf
— Master of Ballads 🧡 (@DwinTheStoic) August 15, 2018
Of course, He should be afraid.
‘Nigeria’s official sewing kit container since 1914.’
