Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Donald Trump Jr
Trump’s son has released his emails to buttress his claims that he did not collude with the Russians.




Here's my statement and the full email chain pic.twitter.com/x050r5n5LQ
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 11, 2017
Here is page 4 (which did not post due to space constraints). pic.twitter.com/z1Xi4nr2gq
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 11, 2017
Reactions:
2. Gov Huckabee
Liberal media in a frenzy because Donald Trump Jr released all his emails. Should've just deleted them. We know that's fine with them!
— Ambassador Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) July 11, 2017
Timeline: Here's what happened before and after Donald Trump Jr.'s meeting with a Russian lawyer on June 9, 2016. pic.twitter.com/46ymRBbQRb
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/RexTilllerson/status/884812607189811205
The Donald Trump Jr. emails change everything https://t.co/H60vPZDCrx
— Vox (@voxdotcom) July 11, 2017
Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch praised Donald Trump Jr and says the whole thing is "overblown." pic.twitter.com/nJsk3G5882
— Emma Loop (@LoopEmma) July 11, 2017
Ex-DOJ prosecutor Paul Butler: “This is smoking gun evidence … there is probable cause to charge Donald Trump Jr. with a federal offense” pic.twitter.com/F7SnqShvet
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/MarkSimoneNY/status/884819106620469248
ATTN Donald Trump Jr: Federal law prohibits “a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation… from a foreign national”
— Senator Dick Durbin (@SenatorDurbin) July 11, 2017
Statement from @VPPressSec on Donald Trump Jr meeting and @VP's knowledge pic.twitter.com/iYiyoWfHRx
— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) July 11, 2017
Trump: Hillary's Emails
GOP: Hillary's Emails
Fox News: Hillary's Emails
Wikileaks: Hillary's Emails
KARMA: Donald Trump Jr's Emails
— Power to the People ☭🕊 (@ProudSocialist) July 11, 2017
3. Chukwuka
Etisalat UAE is leaving the country and Nigerians wonder where tht leaves the subscribers.
https://twitter.com/DonJazzyNG/status/884816795051462658
https://twitter.com/SmilesParker/status/884839972825690113
If Etisalat Nigeria can be in this mess, Startups in Nigeria have to be careful with investors & legals.
— The_Comforter (@9gel009) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ChukwukaJerri/status/884817833875689473
The "Etisalat Nigeria" situation affords agencies an opportunity to come up with award winning designs and campaigns. @TunjiAndrews
— Obinna Okerekeocha (@obitalks) July 11, 2017
4. Akin
Still on the dancing senator business, Nigerians are enjoying this throwback of Senator Adeleke throwing down moves with his daughter.
Meanwhile Baba has always been a chief rocka. Henceforth, he should be called Senator Ajo Gba Sugar 🙂 pic.twitter.com/uF1j957qvh
— Akin Oyebode (@AO1379) July 11, 2017
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5. Gossy Ukanwoke takes on tribal blindness.
In Nigeria, there is this concept of "Tribal Blindness". When your tribes man is in wrong, you become blind, accommodating & forgiving.
— Gossy (@gossyomega) July 11, 2017
If the National Orientation Agency can focus on creating programs to focus on "Blindness Elimination" we will progress. Not focus Dreadlocks
— Gossy (@gossyomega) July 11, 2017
6. Patience Jonathan says the EFCC is after her.
https://twitter.com/NigeriaNewsdesk/status/884771825661640704
Aisha Buhari: Lion King is coming for Jackals and Hyenas.
Patience Jonathan: EFCC are pursuing me oh, they wantu kill me ehhh. People Ohhh pic.twitter.com/kFDmecQqH1— Top Freshmind World (@TFWMagz) July 11, 2017
With that hyenas and jackals statement, Aisha Buhari has confirmed that patience Jonathan is smarter
— Isimmili™ 🇹🇿 (@Udu_ako_mmiri) July 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ghengheunblog/status/884800215412297728
No matter how Educated Patience Jonathan was, She never referred to Nigerians as Animals..
'' Lower Animals''
Aisha has no class Tuueh
— Peter Obi first son (@b_pastor1) July 11, 2017
7. @oti_tweets
https://twitter.com/oti_tweets/status/884821469435490304
Hmm.








