Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Hoping this week is filled with completed to do lists, credit alerts and free food. Flourish.

— FK. (@fkabudu) February 4, 2019

Bro this guy’s name is pamilerin and he doesn’t make people laugh. Shocking

— Mufutau Aresejabata (@LordOreos_) February 4, 2019

Guys, this is the final week for you to collect your PVCs. Deadline is February 8th. Please do the needful ??

— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) February 4, 2019

I want to fall so deeply in love, make lots and lots and lots of money, have some Bambinos, serve God and glow till eternity ?? https://t.co/mWh4hHnpXw

— Toke Makinwa (@tokstarr) February 4, 2019

Opened MY pot of stew and took a piece of meat and ate. Then from nowhere, guilt started chooking me.

On top my own stew. In my own house. Made with my own money.

— NONSO BASSEY (@NonsoBassey) February 4, 2019