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Today’s Noisemakers: Henry Okelue, Rotimi Fawole and Soma OJ. [The Malabu oil scandal edition]

Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are even just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Henry Okelue

The Malabu scandal has been the trending topic on social media today, after Shell admitted it paid political kickbacks to members of the Jonathan administration.

Nigerians have been screaming bloody murder since then.

At the fore front of the pack has been Henry Okelue with these tweets:

And there was an outpouring of agreement:

https://twitter.com/jag_bros/status/852056253228609536

2. Oddy

Oddy thought he might step in to inform the gang that this case is more complicated than the new revelations on social media.

And so he took them to school:

But Twitter NG did not care for the explanations, which they tagged “whitewash”:

3. Dolapo Oni, expert and analyst in oil wells, mining and related matters decided to chime in.

He clarified that the Malabu oil well could not have sold for 500BN as touted by Henry Okelue and co.

But people had already made up their minds.

4. @EuginhoCortez

Meanwhile, this dude has a different problem: He would like people from non-oil producing states to shut it:

Idoma girl wasn’t standinv for it:

5. Afrispheric waded in with a lesson in history. Summary: Nor be today all these tins take start. We built our systems to accomodate it.

6. Rotimi Fawole

The lawyer also waded into the matter to give crucial context:

7. Adamu Aderinsola and Soma OJ

Soma is simply uninterested in a matter that spans decades and involves several presidents, when we’ll never get to the bottom of it. They also do not understand the token outrage, when we would have already forgoteen about it by tomorrow.

They are wrong: We have already moved on tonight.

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